Doing links now because I want to ease back into this whole shenanigan, and I have shit to do. (Meaning, I'm lazy.)
Now that she lost her dead weight (meaning: Jesse James) and he's getting his divorce, Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds might be doing the nasty - DListed
Joe Jonas is NOT GAY!!!! - I Don't Like You In That Way
Didn't realize they were dating in the first place. That's what I get for being out of the loop! Taylor Swift and Jake Gamalamadingdong broke up - The Superficial
Toni Braxton might do Playboy. In case you care. I Don't Like You In That Way
And because I'm the biggest geek ever, Stan Lee got a star on the walk of fame in LA. WOOT!!! - Pink is the New Blog
Wednesday, January 05, 2011
Scary Picture of the Week....
I don't give a crap about any of the other stuff. LOOK AT THIS PICTURE. Does it not look like Jennifer Aniston is hugging a corpse???? A botoxed corpse at that???? Or is it just me???
Source - DLISTED
Source - DLISTED
Yes Bitches, I Live!!!
Friday, January 02, 2009
Life & Style is Full of Shit
I'm coming out of semi-retirement to state that the magazine Life & Style needs to stop the lies. They are hinting on their website that George Clooney has been "getting cozy" with Parisite Hilton. Well, I don't believe for one minute that he would stoop that low, considering I'm sure he doesn't want his nether regions itchy and rashy. I refuse to believe this BS until I see photographic proof. And once that proof has been seen, I hope someone bitch-slaps some damn sense into him. Come on now.
Anywho, back to oblivion.
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Anywho, back to oblivion.
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Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Where'd the Beehive Go??
Yes I know its been a while for me. I have this little magic thing called "a job" that I must attend to so I can feed myself and my kid. Somewhere KFed is like "What the fuck is she talking about?" Sorry dude, I can't just marry rich and live off my divorce. Some people have to earn a living!
Anywho, on with the show. It appears Amy Winehouse has finally abused her hair enough that its skipped town and joined witness protection. I also have to admit though, the new 'do isn't bad. Definately an improvement.
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Anywho, on with the show. It appears Amy Winehouse has finally abused her hair enough that its skipped town and joined witness protection. I also have to admit though, the new 'do isn't bad. Definately an improvement.
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Thursday, September 25, 2008
Random Acts of Crap
Clay Aiken is gay. Yes, today I am playing Captain Obvious. - Picture: IDLYTW Story: Reuters
Still more Girls Next Door drama. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Lezzy Lohan and her father are still fighting and hating each other. - The Superficial
John McCain lied to David Letterman, and Letterman totally pwns him on his show. - DListed
David Blaine's finale of fakery. - IDLYITW
Still more Girls Next Door drama. - What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Lezzy Lohan and her father are still fighting and hating each other. - The Superficial
John McCain lied to David Letterman, and Letterman totally pwns him on his show. - DListed
David Blaine's finale of fakery. - IDLYITW
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Lezzy Lohan and Sam Ronson Come Out on 'Loveline'
Hey I could think of worse ways to do it. From my source:
"Loveline" is pretty much unlistenable ever since Adam Carolla left, but something pretty good did happen Sunday night, when the host Stryker did a phone interview with Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan about Travis Barker and DJ AM. As things wrapped up, Stryker asked Lindsay, "Now, you guys, you and Samantha have been going out for how long now? Like two years? One year? Five months? Two months?" And Lindsay answered, “A long time, a very long time."
Click on the video above for audio.
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Hugh Hefner Says there's a "Transition" Happening with Holly Madison
Translation: She is quite possibly doing Criss Angel even though that rumor got shot down a while ago. Meh.
From Us Magazine:
Anywho. Apparently Holly and King of the Douchenozzles were spotted in Vegas together over the weekend, so perhaps this rumor has some weight after all. Once again, Hef to Criss Angel = DOWNGRADE. Sorry, Holly.
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From Us Magazine:
"She is still my girlfriend," he tells Usmagazine.com in a new interview. "Now will that last? I don’t think anything lasts forever.
"I love her very much, but you know, she wants very much to get married and have children. That isn’t very much in the cards for me," he adds. "So there has to be a certain reality there. And I’m sure the time will come when she’ll be dating others. That’s part of the transition."
Anywho. Apparently Holly and King of the Douchenozzles were spotted in Vegas together over the weekend, so perhaps this rumor has some weight after all. Once again, Hef to Criss Angel = DOWNGRADE. Sorry, Holly.
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Holly Madison,
Hugh Hefner
Random Acts of Crap
Jenna Jameson confirms she's having twins on her MySpace blog. Of course she's having twins. I'm just surprised its only two babies. God knows that vagina could fit a whole herd a kids up there. She could outdo Brangelina with one sneeze. - IDLYITW
David Blaine is still full of shit. - MollyGood
Amy Winehouse's husband would rather stay in jail than stay at his mother's or go to rehab. Color me shocked. - DListed
Breastfeeding pictures might be out somewhere of Jamie Lynn Spears feeding her baby. Because she's underage, this might get some Walmart employees in very deep poop. - IDLYITW
Dane Cook is appealing his eviction from his apartment because he has a right to live there. Why, you ask? Because the building that he lives in, John Belushi and Steve Martin once lived there. Don't ask me how this makes sense legally, but I'm sure he'll make it work. - DListed
David Blaine is still full of shit. - MollyGood
Amy Winehouse's husband would rather stay in jail than stay at his mother's or go to rehab. Color me shocked. - DListed
Breastfeeding pictures might be out somewhere of Jamie Lynn Spears feeding her baby. Because she's underage, this might get some Walmart employees in very deep poop. - IDLYITW
Dane Cook is appealing his eviction from his apartment because he has a right to live there. Why, you ask? Because the building that he lives in, John Belushi and Steve Martin once lived there. Don't ask me how this makes sense legally, but I'm sure he'll make it work. - DListed
Monday, September 22, 2008
Travis Barker and DJ AM Only Survivors of a Plane Crash
Travis Barker, former drummer for the band Blink 182 and DJ AM are in critical condition at a hospital after surviving a plane crash in South Carolina. They were the only survivors. The two pilots, Travis' assistant Chris Baker, and Travis' bodyguard Charles Still did not survive.
From Yahoo News:
I heard Shanna flew in to be with Travis. My thoughts and prayers go out to the friends and family to everyone involved, especially to those who passed away. Hopefully Travis and DJ AM make a full recovery.
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From Yahoo News:
Former Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker and celebrity disc jockey DJ AM are expected to fully recover from burns they suffered in a fiery South Carolina jet crash that killed the other four people aboard, one of their doctors said Sunday. Dr. Fred Mullins, medical director of the Joseph M. Still Burn Center, said the two suffered second- and third-degree burns but had no other injuries from the crash that one witness described as a fireball shooting across a highway. "Anybody who can survive a plane crash is pretty lucky," Mullins told reporters during a news conference Sunday morning. Barker was burned on his torso and lower body and DJ AM, whose real name is Adam Goldstein, was burned on an arm and a portion of his scalp, according to a statement from the musicians' families released by the hospital. Mullins declined to discuss specific recovery times for the men, but said such injuries can take a year to fully heal. Both men are still in critical but stable condition, he said."
I heard Shanna flew in to be with Travis. My thoughts and prayers go out to the friends and family to everyone involved, especially to those who passed away. Hopefully Travis and DJ AM make a full recovery.
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Random Acts of Crap
Things that make you want to poke out your eardrums with a Q-Tip: Josh Groban butchering the hell out of your favorite TV show theme songs at the Emmys. Glad I missed that one. - DListed
Protestors outside the premiere of the play All my Sons which of course stars robot wife Katie-Kate Holmes. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?
Myley Cyrus is a spoiled brat. - DListed
George Michael got arrested outside another public bathroom. He had drugs on him. I'm just as shocked as you are. - The Superficial
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Josh Groban,
Katie-Kate Holmes,
Myley Cyrus,
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Thursday, September 18, 2008
Courtney Love is Such a Lady
Aw, how cute. Glad to see someone's keeping the crack dealers in L.A. employed.
Hey dumb bitch, you found your husband's ashes yet? Or did you mistake them for coke and snort them?
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Hey dumb bitch, you found your husband's ashes yet? Or did you mistake them for coke and snort them?
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Just a Little Laugh for a Boring Ass Thursday Afternoon
Video is of Madonna falling on her tired old vadge during a show. Its definately good for a laugh, but you gotta sit through about 50 seconds of her humping her amplifier and guitar whilst pretending to play said guitar. If you can get through that without vomiting, you can see the funny shit.
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Random Acts of Crap
Some guy didn't shave his beard until the new Metallica album came out. Ew. - Seriously OMG
Parisite Hilton works really really hard. At what, I don't know. - The Superficial
Another Brangelina break-up rumor. As if Dame Goddess would allow him to go anywhere without her permission. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?
Tom Cruise and his robot wife want us to know they are still in loooooove. Or something like that. - DListed
Parisite Hilton works really really hard. At what, I don't know. - The Superficial
Another Brangelina break-up rumor. As if Dame Goddess would allow him to go anywhere without her permission. - What Would Tylder Durden Do?
Tom Cruise and his robot wife want us to know they are still in loooooove. Or something like that. - DListed
Michael Lohan compares his older daughter to Dame Goddess Angelina Jolie. About the only thing they have in common really is that Angie had a lezzy phase once too. - The Superficial
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