Yes Bitches, I Live!!!

Yes, I am alive. And yes, I choose this picture of Brad Pitt in drag for my amusement only. Dunno how long I will keep this up, but since nobody reads this shit anyway, I'll probably quit in a week.

Enjoy!

All Homegirl Wanted Was the Employee Discount

27-year-old Jeremy McIntosh got arrested in Michigan after repeatedly running his car into a lingere store that wouldn't hire him. Cops say he was wearing "make-up, blue capri pants, red flip-flops, a flowery blouse and a flowery bra."

Seriously all he wanted was the discount. And you know not to cross a drag queen unless you're ready to get violent. Those bitches are crazy!