Thursday, June 05, 2008

More Evidence of Nick Hogan's Pussy-ness


So King Pussy, well QUEEN Pussy Nick Hogan got denied by the court to spend part of his sentence at home in a freaking huge-ass mansion. I guess they figured that wasn't a fitting punishment for driving drunk, wrecking his car, and thus giving his "best friend" permanent brain damgage wherein he is now not responsive to light in his eyes or the voices of his parents. God, what assholes! It was just a car accident!

Anywho, in response to his bitching, the Sheriff's department where he is being jailed has released photos of a cell exactly like the one that Nick is being kept in. Remember him literally crying at his mother about how there's not even a window in his cell? Turns out he's a lying pussy. I know, I'm not shocked either.

The sheriff's office also released Nick's schedule:

Morning Breakfast: Approx. 3:30 a.m. in the cell

Working away from the cell in Inmate Property Section: Approximately 8:00 - 2:00 p.m. No work on Saturday and Sunday

Lunch: Approx. 10:30 a.m. - in the Inmate Property Section

Visitation: 3:00 p.m - 4:00 p.m., Tuesday, Friday and Sunday at Video Visitation booth on the floor, down the hall from his cell.

Dinner: Approx. 4:00 p.m. in the cell

Daily activities where Bollea is out of his cell also include; Attorney visits, recreation (1 hour), several daily telephone calls

Other services available to Bollea: Inmate library books are delivered, Chaplain services, inmate mail, law library materials are available by request, commissary items."

It doesn't exactly sound like a vacation, but it's JAIL. It could be a lot worse. He could be in general population, where part of his activities include being the teabaggee to a rather large, tattooed individual named Judd.

So it's safe to say I still think Nick Hogan sucks and I'm going to call him Queen Nicky from now on. Queen Nicky of the Douchebags! Yes, I like it.

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