Thursday, June 05, 2008

Am I Too Late?


I've been developing a nice uterus-destroying disease to send over to Parasite Hilton in the form of a chocolate penis. 'Cause you know she couldn't resist biting into a chocolate penis. But I'm not done yet and these pictures have been released, and people are speculating that damn Madden got his jizz to close to her and she's now knocked up.

Shit. Someone call the DFS like now. Of course, perhaps she's not preggo. Maybe she's just bloated. A bitch can hope. I'm not done with my work!

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