Hulk Hogan: "I Was Under a Lot of Pressure..."

Shut the hell up you orange bastard. Admit you raised two spoiled, nasty, idiot, orange children.

This is Daddy Hogan on Larry King Live with his mouthpiece lawyer whining about how the taped phone conversations between Queen Nicky and his mommy and daddy were released to the public. He tries claiming that the statements he himself made stating John Graziano basically got what he deserved were "taken out of context." What the fuck? In case anybody forgot, John is a supposed "friend" to the Hogan family who is now in a semi-comatose state and MISSING PART OF HIS HEAD because Queen Nicky got faded and raced his penis-replacement sports car and wrecked it with John as his passenger. According to Queen Nicky, John is a "negative person."

Hulk basically made the family look a million times worse. Good damage control! Way to be!

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