Monday, September 25, 2006

T-Mobile Bitch Turns 37


Her name is Catherine Zeta-Jones, and she's married to Michael Douglas and they have kids together which is ew, since they probably had sex to make said kids. She's done a bunch of movies, but she's still the T-Mobile Bitch to me, since I used to sell that shit. Really, I only posted about her birthday because I saw this picture on D Listed and everybody knows that George Clooney makes me wet myself.

Happy Birthday, Catherine the T-Mobile Bitch!

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