Friday, September 22, 2006

Papa Joe is Even Further Down the Road From Regular Perv to Full-Blown Skank


Papa Perv Joe Simpson apparently wants to further his sickness. He now plans to open a chain of restaurants based on his daughter's character in that shitty film Duke's of Hazzard which will basically be nothing more than Hooters restaurants with a southern theme.

A source told America's Life and Style Weekly magazine: "Joe's going to make a lot of money from this."
The flagship eatery will open in Las Vegas' Caesar's Palace next year, and Jessica will reportedly commit to make at least five appearances at the venue each year.
A spokesman for the 26-year-old star, whose divorce from Nick Lachey was finalized this year, has so far refused to confirm the restaurant plans.


Ew. Seriously, this dude will make money off his daughter's boobs in any way possible.

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