Wednesday, September 06, 2006

John Mayer Comes to His Senses


So, rumor is that John Mayer has dumped Chestica on her plastic ass. Supposedly, he likes his shit kept quiet, and got pissed when she ran and told everybody on earth, including People and Us magazines.

According to Page Six: "...Mayer has already dumped Simpson, because, insiders say, she and her pals are too loose-lipped for the reclusive Mayer. One person in the Mayer camp told Us Weekly the relationship "was a 2 [that] her camp spun into an 11 . . . [Mayer] thinks it's desperate . . . an attempt to stay in the spotlight."

Well, duh! Everything that bitch does is for attention. Really, I think Papa Joe scared this one off too. John seems like a pretty level-headed guy, but Papa Joe can creep out anybody. John got all freaked and ran like hell. I do not blame him at all.

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