Yes, it is finally happening. People are tired of Parisite Hilton showing up at their parties with her herpes and her trashy friends, and they're doing something about it!
On Friday, her and all her stupid friends were at some club getting drunk and then decided they wanted to go party with Orlando Bloom at some hotel bar, but they were stopped by security who wouldn't let them in under strict orders from the hotel's owner, Ian Schrager, who had told security that "the likes of Paris Hilton and her ilk are not welcome here."
If you think THAT is good, wait, there's more!
Super rich dude Richard Branson recently invited her to his son's 21st birthday party, which had a mad hatter theme. Of course, Bitch wanted to be the star of someone else's birthday party, and she asked Branson if she could come as Alice, and he agreed. Well, he isn't rich by luck, he's one smart dude. He had about 60 waitresses dress as Alice, so when Parisite showed up, she was pretty shocked she wasn't as nifty as she thought she was. She was pretty pissed later when Branson purposefully mistaked her for a waitress and tried to order a drink from her ass!
Oh man, keep 'em coming. This shit is awesome!
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