Friday, September 08, 2006

Nicole Kidman Really Needs to Watch Herself


Now, I like Nicole Kidman, I really do. She survived like 10 years with that psycho alien hobbit, and she's always seemed very respectable. But bitch is trampling on royal territory here! She's wanting to do some humanitarian work in India, and even wants to be the Goodwill Ambassador to that country. As we all know, Dame Goddess Angelina Jolie is the Goodwill Ambassador to Africa.

Nicole talks about the Goddess: "It's not like Angelina is any better than a nurse working in a hospital but she's getting the publicity for her contribution.

"I have a friend who is a doctor and every year he works in Africa for two months for no money. So everyone is on the same playing field, whether you offer your services as the doctor or as Angelina does."

So, I guess giving over a third of her yearly income to a starving country is pretty much nothing, eh, Nicole? What are you gonna be doing in India? Yeah, pretty much the same thing that Angelina does in Africa. So guess what, you're not any better than her, and she's still light years hotter than you. Yes, you have two adopted kids, but so does she, PLUS she's got another one with Man Slave Brad Pitt and ain't nobody wetting themselves to see your man butt-naked.

I still like her, but she needs to behave herself when it comes to the Goddess.

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