Friday, September 08, 2006

Parisite Reaches New Level of Ewww



Note to Paris: wearing the emo-black wig does not cover wonky eye.

Fresh outta jail for her DUI, Parisite Hilton was seen leaving a hotel with fellow STD-fest, Travis Barker. All I can say about this is at least they are keeping the herpes containted.

A source told the Sun, "Before long they were making out on one of the VIP beds. They were groping and grinding with their clothes on. All her friends and her sister Nicky were there looking stunned." The raunchy couple then gave the crowd even more of a show when they headed to strip club Spearmint Rhino in a limousine. "Their steamy show in their limo, near the rear VIP private entrance, was more sizzling than the lap dances inside. Guys were standing around watching."

And by "watching" they mean "throwing up their insides."



Ew.

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