Thursday, September 28, 2006

More Retardedness From the Dumbest Family Ever


First, as usual, Papa Joe tries to sound fatherly, but it comes out just being pervy and creepy. He's apparently mad that Bam Margera got a piece of Chestica's ass, because you know bitch is jealous.

Says the perv: “As a father, I want to go beat the crap out of people who say things like this. It really hurts to hear people say things like this about my daughter.”

He's talking about how Bam was saying Chestica looked good naked and shit when he and Steve-o were on the Howard Stern show like last week. Like I said, creepy.

Link:
http://popsugar.com/39315

Also, speaking of Chestica, she did the best she could to crap on her sister Ashlee's parade when she was celebrating closing the first night of her run in Chicago.

At the after-party for her sister, Ashlee Simpson's musical theater debut in Chicago, Jessica was one true grouch. She wouldn't talk to anyone and bitched and moaned about being there. She was heard telling her father, "I don't want to be here - why won't people just leave me alone?"

Papa Joe told a reporter, "Jess is quite down at the moment. She's not comfortable talking to people as she's quite depressed and we're walking on eggshells."

"Walking on eggshells?" Give me a break. Tell the bitch to either shut the hell up and be happy for her sister, or if she wants to continue being a selfish twit, she can fuck off. Seriously. That's rude shit. I'm sure Ashlee sounds like a trained horse onstage, but still. That's not how you treat family.

Link:
http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/09/someone-give-jessica-simpson-cookie.html

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