More Retardedness From the Dumbest Family Ever

First, as usual, Papa Joe tries to sound fatherly, but it comes out just being pervy and creepy. He's apparently mad that Bam Margera got a piece of Chestica's ass, because you know bitch is jealous.

Says the perv: “As a father, I want to go beat the crap out of people who say things like this. It really hurts to hear people say things like this about my daughter.”

He's talking about how Bam was saying Chestica looked good naked and shit when he and Steve-o were on the Howard Stern show like last week. Like I said, creepy.

Link:
http://popsugar.com/39315

Also, speaking of Chestica, she did the best she could to crap on her sister Ashlee's parade when she was celebrating closing the first night of her run in Chicago.

At the after-party for her sister, Ashlee Simpson's musical theater debut in Chicago, Jessica was one true grouch. She wouldn't talk to anyone and bitched and moaned about being there. She was heard telling her father, "I don't want to be here - why won't people just leave me alone?"

Papa Joe told a reporter, "Jess is quite down at the moment. She's not comfortable talking to people as she's quite depressed and we're walking on eggshells."

"Walking on eggshells?" Give me a break. Tell the bitch to either shut the hell up and be happy for her sister, or if she wants to continue being a selfish twit, she can fuck off. Seriously. That's rude shit. I'm sure Ashlee sounds like a trained horse onstage, but still. That's not how you treat family.

Link:
http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/09/someone-give-jessica-simpson-cookie.html

Drug Combo Killed Daniel Smith

It has now been released what killed Daniel Smith:

The death of Anna Nicole Smith's 20-year-old son Daniel was caused by a lethal combination of methadone, Zoloft and Lexapro, pathologist Dr. Cyril Wecht has revealed to PEOPLE.

In other news about these people, Howard K. Stern, creepy lawyer to Anna Nicole Smith, told Larry King Live that he was the father to Anna's newborn baby daughter, Danni Lynn. He's also said he would marry Anna if she wants to. Ew. Just, ew. Have you ever seen this dude? He could be Papa Joe's brother, seriously. He's that pervy looking.

At the same time, some other dude is claiming to be the baby daddy. Geez, everyone wants in on this shit.

Meanwhile, photographer Larry Birkhead, who has said he dated Smith for about two years, claims on his Web site, "I maintain that I am the proud father, and look forward to a paternity test."

We shall see, I guess.

T-Mobile Bitch Turns 37

Her name is Catherine Zeta-Jones, and she's married to Michael Douglas and they have kids together which is ew, since they probably had sex to make said kids. She's done a bunch of movies, but she's still the T-Mobile Bitch to me, since I used to sell that shit. Really, I only posted about her birthday because I saw this picture on D Listed and everybody knows that George Clooney makes me wet myself.

Happy Birthday, Catherine the T-Mobile Bitch!

Yes, I Am a Geek

Yes I am a huge geek, therefore I got all excited at seeing these two stills released from the upcoming movie Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix. Yes, I need help. But this shit rocks my world, so live with it.

THERE IS A GOD!

Oh yes folks, this isn't just an excuse to post a Trent picture, although any reason is a good reason.

Nine Inch Nails is releasing a live DVD of the With_Teeth tour and I couldn't be happier since I was too poor to see a show this time around. I CANNOT WAIT.

And by "2007" that had better mean "Christmas 2006" because I'm impatient.

Preview for your enjoyment:

Kat Von D Rocks My World

Link in the title takes you to an article on The Sun Online about Kat Von D, the coolest tattooing chick ever. She does GREAT black and white work and her portraits are TO DIE for. Seriously. She charges like $250 an hour, and I would so pay it if I could get to L.A. where she works. I'd LOVE to have her do a portrait on me. Or anything, I don't care. She's hot and she does hot work. If you're into tattoos, I recommend reading the article. She's awesome.

My Daily Amusement - Trippy!

This is the music video for Knights of Cydonia by the band Muse. It's weird and trippy, but the song is pure awesome. Enjoy.

Death Certificate Issued for Daniel Smith

The officials in the Bahamas have issued an official death certificate for Daniel Smith to his mother, Anna Nicole Smith, which would allow her to have a funeral and burial for her son.

From Yahoo! and wwtdd.com : Filed on Wednesday, the death certificate lists the cause as "pending chemical analysis," said Chief Magistrate Roger Gomez. “It is not unusual in instances where the cause of death cannot be determined to issue a death certificate," Gomez told The Associated Press. "This is not a matter of special treatment being given in this particular case."

InTouch Magazine has published the last known photographs of Daniel with his mom and new sister in the hospital in the days before his death. By principle, I didn't go looking for those online, or buy the magazine even though I am a sick individual. I just thought it was awful that someone made profit from that, whether it was the magazine, Anna's heartless attorney Howard K. Stern, or the woman herself. It's just sad.

Papa Joe is Even Further Down the Road From Regular Perv to Full-Blown Skank

Papa Perv Joe Simpson apparently wants to further his sickness. He now plans to open a chain of restaurants based on his daughter's character in that shitty film Duke's of Hazzard which will basically be nothing more than Hooters restaurants with a southern theme.

A source told America's Life and Style Weekly magazine: "Joe's going to make a lot of money from this."
The flagship eatery will open in Las Vegas' Caesar's Palace next year, and Jessica will reportedly commit to make at least five appearances at the venue each year.
A spokesman for the 26-year-old star, whose divorce from Nick Lachey was finalized this year, has so far refused to confirm the restaurant plans.

Ew. Seriously, this dude will make money off his daughter's boobs in any way possible.

Steve-o is a Repeat Pisser

This is Steve-o pissing on the red carpet at the premiere of Jackass: Number Two. Didn't he do this at some Oscar party last year? Geez, he needs a new trick.

Link in title takes you to my source, which has a rather lovely NSFW picture of him performing the urination.

Madonna and Another Press Release

I love me some Madge, but homegirl has to yack all the time. Sometimes all ya gotta do is say "I did this 'cause I felt like it," and leave it at that. Anyways, this time she was yapping about how everyone hated her cross routine she did on her Confessions tour.

Says Queen Madge of Leotard: "There is a segment in my show where three of my dancers 'confess' or share harrowing experiences from their childhood that they ultimately overcame. My 'confession' follows and takes place on a Crucifix that I ultimately come down from. This is not a mocking of the church. It is no different than a person wearing a Cross or 'Taking Up the Cross' as it says in the Bible. My performance is neither anti-Christian, sacrilegious or blasphemous. Rather, it is my plea to the audience to encourage mankind to help one another and to see the world as a unified whole. I believe in my heart that if Jesus were alive today he would be doing the same thing.

"My specific intent is to bring attention to the millions of children in Africa who are dying every day, and are living without care, without medicine and without hope. I am asking people to open their hearts and minds to get involved in whatever way they can. The song ends with a quote from the Bible's Book of Matthew:

"'For I was hungry and you gave me food. I was naked and you gave me clothing. I was sick and you took care of me and God replied, "Whatever you did for the least of my brothers... you did it to me."'

"Please do not pass judgment without seeing my show."

What coming onstage strapped to a giant sparkly cross has to do with starving kids in Africa, I don't have an effing clue. And furthermore, didn't she get on the Africa kick AFTER the tour started? Hmm...

How I Love Premiere Night...

*WARNING SPOILER ALERT!!!* For those who care, this post has spoilers regarding the new Grey's Anatomy and ER. *WARNING SPOILER ALERT!!!!*

OH yeah. Last night kicked my ass. New ER and Grey's Anatomy. Grey's was just amusing and "aww" worthy, which was good. It was a good episode. Kinda made me tear up a little. McDreamy finally grew a brain under all that hair and ran and told Meredith that he loved her and had always loved her and was leaving the choice up to her, 'cause he's a dumbass and he made the wrong decision last time. (Duh!)

But folks, ER, was glorious. Now, Abby of course went into premature labor, which is a tired thing on this show. But Goran turned in a fantastic performance as Luka (as per usual) and rocked my socks. Morris proves he's not just a pot-smoking idiot and actually rocked. Neela walks in from her husband's effing funeral and helps save Jerry! That was pure awesome.

But the pinacle of my evening??? Anybody who saw the finale last season knows Sam and her diabetic son Alex got kidnapped by Alex's crazy dad and Sam's ex, Steve and one of his inmates and the dude's girlfriend. Well, Steve is even more apeshit than anybody thought. They run a cop off the road, and when they park at some farm, Steve shoots and kills inmate and inmate's girlfriend! At this point, I'm thinking "Whoa, get the eff out." I've not been a big fan of Sam's, although I like her more now that she and Luka are not together. But now I'm rooting for her ass. Steve comes out of the barn and does this creepy rape on her while Alex is sleeping in the car with the door open. THEN shit gets good. After creepyraping Sam, Steve falls asleep, and she sees this as an opportunity to steal the truck and run. But she stops and looks over at the gun sitting next to the sleepy creepyrapist. She goes to get it.

This is where Husband yells "Shoot his ass!"
Then I yell, "Beat him with the butt of the gun, shoot him in the nuts, then the head!"

She pauses, looks at the gun, then aims it at him. For a second you think she's just gonna back her way back to the truck, then she shoots his ass. Credits roll, and you hear it go off FOUR MORE TIMES!

HOLY CRAP! That is the shit. SO awesome.

Watching next week, folks. After like 14 seasons, this show is STILL the shit.

The New Bond Theme Sucks Ass

I heard this on the radio last night and all I could think was Chris Cornell used to not suck...

But yeah, it's a giant cheese ball from hell and I pray the rock station I like listening to loses the CD. It's total shit. If you're a Cornell fan, I recommend NOT listening to this shit. It will make you weep.

By the way, the blonde Bond sucks.

You Know How I Know You're Gay? You're Clay Aiken.

Diane Sawyer was interviewing Clay Gayken and asked him if he was gay. He danced around it like a silly little fairy listening to 80's Madonna.

"I've gotten to a point now where I, A., am tired of trying, and B., I feel it's kind of invasive, you know?" Aiken said to "Good Morning America's" Diane Sawyer.

"What I do in my private life is nobody's business anymore."
"It's one thing to try to be open and talk to people and try to share as much as I can and, and of course I want to," he said. "But at some point it becomes just really rude, you know?"
Aiken said he didn't understand the curiosity, Sawyer's included, about his sexual orientation.
"I don't understand why it's any of your business," he told Sawyer. "I don't think you're rude because I figure, you know, people have a job to do."
"I'm not spending my time with this anymore," Aiken said. "This is a waste of my time."

First off, Bitch is gay. Second, anybody who knows a gay dude remembers what he was like before he came out. Overcompensating on the hetero side trying to LOOK straight, being all adamant: "I don't know why everyone thinks I'm gay...geez..." said with a flick of the wrist.

Like I said, bitch is gay.

Gwen, Gavin, and Kingston Still Way Cuter Than the Federlines

I don't care how awesomely cute SPF2 is. He could be the second coming of Maddox and the Federline clan would have nothing on Gavin, Gwen, and their baby Kingston. They're so cute it's just over-the-top, seriously. Brit and KFed need to take lessons.

They Have Gotta be Kidding Me....

Rumor is that legendary Clive Davis, who first signed Whitney Houston in 1983, has been very worried about his friend and artist, so he enlisted the aide of Courtney Love. To counsel her on staying sober. No, stop laughing, I'm being serious here. I am. Really. Stop fucking laughing.

Love, who has gone through her own drug abuse problems and now insists she's clean and sober, jumped at the chance to help another struggling star and agreed to stage an intervention with Davis … Love and Houston have become unlikely friends and Love has (recommended) her addiction counselor Warren Boyd. (Us magazine) claims Davis is paying for (Houston’s) expensive counseling sessions.

Give me a break.


LOOK at how good she's looking! So healthy, and NORMAL. Sticking her with Courtney Love will have her snorting garden-hose-sized lines of coke again in no time. It's a shame too, I'd like to see Whitney make a comeback. She could inspire Britney to clean house of certain wigger husbands and get her ass back in shape and back to normal.

Apparently, Clive has recording plans for Whitney.

Says Davis: "She is talking enthusiastically and is articulate. We are going to make a great album. In my opinion, the best singers in the world are Aretha [Franklin] and Whitney. That's not to knock Mariah [Carey]. Mariah is a friend of mine, but I think Mariah would even say those two are the best."

Source for Whitney picture and Clive quote:
http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/09/2007-will-be-year-of-whitney.html

Chestica and Ashlee Are Doomed!

Some reverend is pissed that Papa Joe Perv ditched his life as a preacher to run his daughter's careers and boobs.

Says the angry man of God: Their father has replaced his faith in the Lord with the love of money, which is the root of all evil. He has replaced holiness with horniness. Jessica and Ashlee will reap the dismal crops they are sowing. Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither and they will be left with nothing but a hollow shell. They don't represent American standards and certainly not Christian standards."

I love it! Because of the sins of Papa Joe, the girls are gonna get uglier than they already are! This shit is awesome!

Bam Admits he Did Chestica. I Hope He's Been Tested.

In a roundabout way, Bam Margera admitted him and Chestica Simpson did the nasty, while she was still married to Nick Lachey. Bam was on the Howard Stern Show so of course, Stern weaseled it out of him while he and Steve-o were there promoting Jackass: Number Two.

From CityRag: Over the course of the interview Howard got Bam to reveal he spent the night with Jessica Simpson while she was with Nick! (when Dukes was filming.). While at the same time claiming the relationship got blown out of porportion, Bam coyly gave up details to confirm he slept with her. He said he bumped into her, (Steve-O - "yeah BUMPED into her") and Bam said they "wound up at her parents house drinking margarites and it went from there..." Later in the interview Bam said he "left at 8 in the morning". Howard asked Bam "Did she look good naked" and Bam's reply was that she had a personal trainer for the movie, mumble muble.. "yeah, she looked good I can't deny that."

Yeah for the sake of his new fiancee, I pray he went and got himself tested for all the major STD's, considering she also sexed up Johnny Knoxville, who apparently has himself a lovely case of the herpes.

Bindi Irwin Speaks at Her Dad's Memorial

Eight-year-old Bindi Irwin got up at her father, Steve Irwin's, memorial, and spoke of her dad.

From The Sydney Morning Herald: Smiling and reading her own tribute from a sheet of paper in front of an image of her dad, she said: "My daddy was my hero - he was always there for me when I needed him." She traced the words on the paper with a finger. "He listened to me and taught me so many things but most of all he was fun. I know that Daddy had an important job. He was working to change the world so everyone would love wildlife like he did." She said her father built a hospital and bought land to give animals a safe place to live and she wanted to continue his legacy. "I don't want Daddy's passion to ever end," she said. "I want to help endangered wildlife just like he did." Bindi said she would miss her father. "I have the best Daddy in the whole world and I will miss him every day," she said. "When I see a crocodile I will always think of him and I know that Daddy made this zoo so everyone could come and learn to love all the animals. "Daddy made this place his whole life and now it's our turn to help Daddy."

Such a sweet little girl. I feel for her. I know how it is to grow up without a parent and seriously, this kid is tough. I couldn't have done that at her age.

I saw a picture of Terri Irwin on one of the stories about the memorial, and the poor thing was just in tears. I hope she's holding up well and has plenty of support. I know my thoughts are with her and her kids.

Justin Timberlake's Ugly Girlfriend Claims Photog Tried to Run Her Over

Aw, look at the pop star trying to look all tough and protective over his pizza-faced girlfriend. And she's being all "Oh I'll hold you back, it'll make you look even tougher!"

Anyways, these pictures were snapped last night when Justin Timberlake and his ingrate girlfriend Cameron Diaz were heading to a party. They claim some photographer tried to run over their asses.

According to the actress's report, "Diaz and Justin Timberlake were leaving a friend's home when a photographer hiding in the bushes tried to take a photograph of her," Harding says. "They both then chased the photographer for a short distance.

"The photographer then got into his car and drove toward both (of) them, causing Diaz to jump out of the car's way. She felt the driver was trying to hit both of them, and so she filed the report. She's alleging assault with a deadly weapon, with a vehicle."

Harding continued, "No arrests were made. We currently have no suspects, and the investigation is ongoing."

However, the x17 Agency, employer of the accusted photographer released their own statement.

To the best of our knowledge, the pictures and video of Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz early morning on Tuesday, September 19 were taken on a public street where there was no “Private Drive” or “Private Property” sign visible. What the photographer knows he saw and what the pictures show, were at least two people verbally and physically assaulting him. Reports stating that Ms. Diaz has told police that the photographer tried to run her over with his car are completely false. The photographer was attempting to leave what he perceived to be a dangerous situation for him and when he tried to do so, Ms. Diaz and at least one other member of her entourage stood in front of his car in an attempt to entrap him. He drove around them at what he perceived to be a safe distance, as at least five members of Ms. Diaz and Mr. Timberlake’s group were yelling at him, making threats against him. The photographer is currently in the process of filing a complaint against Ms. Diaz and Mr Timberlake.

Since I don't like her and therefore don't particularly like him by default, I vote they're a bunch of liars. Just one woman's opinion.

The Couch Jumper is Scary as Well as Insane

Apparently, The Church of Scientology is like the mafia. Couch Jumper apparently used the church to strong arm the movie company to make sure he kept his huge cut of profits from MI:3.

According to the source: Paramount Pictures honcho (Brad) Grey had a highly unpleasant run-in with the Church during his tense negotiations with Cruise over Mission: Impossible 3. Grey, who had recently joined the studio, entered the talks determined to make Cruise accept a smaller share of the gross revenues than he had from the first two installments in the franchise. (For those films, the actor reportedly took home an unheard-of 30 percent of the total revenue.) Leaving the office one night, the diminutive Grey, walking to his car in the Paramount lot, suddenly found himself surrounded by more than a dozen Scientologists, who pressured him to ease up on the actor, according to the source. Following a terse exchange, the visitors allowed Grey to get into his car and leave, but the message was clear.

And Tom isn't the only alien worshipper to use these tactics. Apparently that's how John Travolta got that piece of crap movie Battlefield Earth made. And no shock to anybody, that stupid movie was based on a novel written by the cult's leader, L. Ron Hubbard.

More from source: In the late nineties, John Travolta furiously lobbied reluctant former Fox studio chief Bill Mechanic to produce Battlefield Earth, the science-fiction stinker based on a story by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. "He had Scientologists all over me," Mechanic told Radar last year. "They come up to you and they know who you are." (He) was unswayed: "Do you think in any way, shape, or form that weirding me out is going to make me want to make this movie?"

So yeah. Make their movies, or you will swim with the fishes.

The Federlines Confirm the Name of Their Second Child

Britney and KFed have returned home from hospital with the new baby whom they have confirmed they named Sutton Pearce Federline, or SPF2, as most bloggers will probably call him. Britney said she named him that because she liked the idea of both the boys having the same initals. If she's not done having kids, this could be disasterous. Anybody heard of the Duggar Family from Arkansas? They have SIXTEEN kids all with names starting with "J." It's horrid.


Doesn't that just make your uterus hurt? Seriously. For more information on the Duggar Herd, go to www.duggarfamily.com It's scary shit, man.

OH MY GOD...

Please tell me that this is a wig. PLEASE someone tell me Madonna didn't do this to her own hair. She looks like a blonde Victoria Beckham. She's had some bad hair in her career, but seriously, this is the worst. I'll take back everything I said about the leotards, just LET THIS BE A WIG!

Good Riddance

Lindsay Lohan broke her wrist recently. For some reason she's hiding her cast in this picture, don't ask me why. Bitch is also thinking of moving to London again. Let it be for real this time!
The Brits can have her coked out ass! They seem to love Pete Doherty and all.

Fergie Whines a Lot

Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas was yapping about how gay guys shouldn't do ex because it leads to meth use, and for real she knows all about meth because she used to be a big ol' junkie and shit. She also goes on to say us bloggers suck because all we do is sit around and talk about her. Yeah, something like that.

Says the ugly one: "I just think, 'Wow, I've worked so hard for this, but what are you people doing other than sitting there behind your computers and talking s**t about people?' "If people don't like me, fine, but don't criticize people if you're not getting off you're a** and doing something about your own life."

Meh. I still maintain that if you are going to be famous you need to come to grips with the fact that people are going to talk about you. It happens, and no amount of whiney will stop it. So t here.

Also, bitch needs to get over it if she's gonna go out in public looking a hot mess like that.

I Am Officially Creeped the Hell Out

This is the newest addition to Madam Toussaud's in London, and obviously, this is Tupac. Very lifelike, and very creepy. Glad I don't work at that place.

Elton John and George Michael Make Nice

A couple of years ago, Elton John started a tiff with George Michael saying how George was wasting his talent by staying home. The pair have on and off shot words at each other via the media. Officially, the feud is now over. Why? Because Elton said so, that's why. He's the Queen, ya'll.

From D Listed: Elton told an ITV host today that they were fine and back to normal. He said: "George and I are fine. He came and stayed down my house last year. We're fine."

Putting an end to his public spat, John said "I'd rather keep my mouth shut ... It's up to him what he does with his life really and I don't really want to get into that anymore."

Meh. I give it a month. If I know Queen Elton he can't keep his mouth shut.

Dude Impersonate's US Agent to Get Close to the Goddess

Dude in California was arrested for pretending to be a federal agent to try to get a job working as a bodyguard for Dame Goddess Angelina Jolie and family.

From TheSmokingGun.com: SEPTEMBER 14--A California man was arrested today for impersonating a federal agent in a bizarre bid to land a job as a bodyguard for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Nelson Mercado, 46, was busted this morning in connection with a federal indictment charging him with a felony impersonation count. A copy of the indictment, filed in U.S. District Court in Santa Ana, can be found below. According to prosecutors, Mercado claimed to be a Department of Homeland Security agent when he contacted a private security firm, Sunset Protective Services and Investigations, that provides bodyguards for corporate clients and high-profile individuals like Pitt and Jolie. Mercado, who specifically sought a contract to protect the two movie stars, claimed to Sunset that he had protected famous athletes and entertainers while off-duty from his federal post. The indictment alleges that Mercado carried fake DHS credentials and drove a Ford Crown Victoria with tinted windows and police lights. The vehicle, the indictment notes, was "fraudulently registered to the 'US Dept of Homeland Security of America.'" Mercado, a Torrance resident, was arrested by Secret Service agents and faces a maximum of three years in prison if convicted of the charge.

Somebody's creepy, seriously. Who would go through all that shit just to work for a certain celebrity??? Methinks this dude's obsession makes mine look like a mini-crush. Hope he's in jail and far far away from Maddox.

KFed Releasing His Crap Upon the World

This is the cover art for KFed's album that is coming out later this month, and will go straight from the "new release" shelf to the "buy this for a dollar" bin. Where it will remain. Forever.

Somebody Has the Sensitivity of a Pig

Gawker is reporting that Getty Images has some photos of Daniel Smith hanging out with his mother, Anna Nicole, and his new baby half-sister in the days before he died. They are also stating that Getty is shopping said photos out to all the tabloids and magazines with the stipulation that the photos cannot be associated with bad press. Rumor is they want $20,000 for the pictures.

Anna Nicole may not be smart, but this is her son, she's not going to sell pictures of him right now. Michael K over at D Listed thinks it's Howard K. Stern, her attorney. I dunno who it might be, but I hope they suffer through some kind of horrible pain. That is so low to me. The poor kid's not even buried yet, people! Let the family grieve, then commence with your vulture-like tendencies.

Sean P Turns One, Two Days After Mom Pops Out Another Kid

It would appear Sean P isn't the only cute innocent child stuck living with the Federlines anymore. Apparently, Britney birthed her second baby, also a boy. Damn, no JFed for me!

"Kevin took Britney to the hospital in the evening hours of Sept. 11 to prepare for the Cesarean birth," an insider said. Only her mother Lynn, and her sister Jamie Lynn were present at the birth. None of Kevin's family was there. Right after the baby was born, Kevin got the word out to his family and close friends."

No word yet on what they named the kid, but rumor is it's like Sutton Pearce Federline, keeping with the SPF theme, which is lame. Hope that rumor is wrong.

Sean P turned a year old today, and he's got a new baby brother to show the ropes. "How to Survive Mommy's Care, and Daddy's Music." Hee.

Heiress to the Goddess Empire

Shiloh has gotten even more cute, if that's even possible! She's got some amazing genes, she's gonna be a pretty lady someday.

And also, this child, did in fact come from this woman. She didn't have to LIE about it like a certain hobbit circus midget who likes to jump on couches and shall remain nameless.

Beth is Gonna Have to Slap a Bitch!

Reality star and husband to fabulous and blonde Beth Chapman, bounty hunter Dog Chapman, has been arrested by U.S. Officials regarding an arrest they made in Mexico some time ago.

In 2003, Chapman traveled to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico to retrieve Max Factor cosmetics heir Andrew Luster, who was wanted in the U.S. on rape charges. Luster is now in jail, serving a 124-year term. The Chapmans were jailed in Mexico for a brief time for the incident three years ago. Bounty hunting is considered a crime in Mexico.

Dog's wife, Beth Chapman, said 12 armed marshals "came through the door" at 6:00AM this morning. She said they took their daughter's boyfriend down at gunpoint. Dog was sleeping at the time.

Geez, you don't gotta fly in there guns blazing. Dog is good people, he woulda just went with ya to try to straighten shit out. However, these marshalls probably realized Beth would hit someone with a boob and it'd be all over, so they were just playing it safe.

Seriously though, LOVE this show and hope it all works out all right!

Whitney Must've Sobered Up!

Rehab must've done her some good! Rumor is that she served her husband of 14 years, Bobby Brown, with divorce papers. FINALLY!

ET confirms the news that WHITNEY HOUSTON and BOBBY BROWN are divorcing after 14 years of marriage. Sources tell ET that Whitney filed the paperwork. Legal documents were said to have been filed Friday; Bobby was reportedly served with those documents on Tuesday ... Just hours ago, a radiant-looking Whitney made a rare public appearance with music mogul CLIVE DAVIS in Beverly Hills at a tribute for JOHNNY MATHIS at the 15th annual Society of Singers ELLA Awards.

Okay, look Brit, it CAN be done. Take the hint!

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Anna Nicole's Son Died?

I give Anna Nicole Smith a lot of shit, but still, this is sad. I know how proud she was of Daniel, and nobody deserves to lose a child.

From the front of her website: "On September 7th Anna Nicole gave birth to a healthy 6 pound, 9 ounce baby girl. Her son Daniel was in the Bahamas with her to share in the joy of his baby sister when he passed away suddenly on the morning of September 10th. We have yet to learn the cause of death but do not believe that drugs or alcohol were a factor. Anna Nicole is absolutely devastated by the loss of her son. He was her pride and joy and an amazing human being. Please do not make any press inquiries at this time so that Anna Nicole can grieve in peace."

That was from http://www.annanicole.com/

Then DListed reported this from TMZ.com:
According to police, Smith herself found her son in her hospital room yesterday around 9:00 am, thinking that he was asleep. She then tried to wake him up and, after he didn't respond, immediately called for help. At that point, doctors and staff were not able to revive 20-year-old Daniel. Anna Nicole had just given birth three days earlier in the same hospital to a baby daughter.

The police continue to maintain that there were no signs of visible injury on the body, and that there were no signs of violence in the room. Police add that they haven't deemed the death a homicide, and do not suspect foul play.

Sources cited by the local newspaper Nassau Guardian have suggested that the cause of death was a "massive heart attack," but neither doctors nor the local coroner has confirmed this. And the Guardian adds that Daniel Smith arrived in Nassau on Saturday, after his mother had given birth.

Source for this: http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/09/more-details-on-death-of-daniel-smith.html

How sad! He was only 20! They are saying it was a heart attack?? Who knows. It's still so sad. Poor lady, it's gonna be hard to be happy about the new baby when your other baby has died. My heart goes out to her.

UPDATE! The docs in the Bahama's are saying that Daniel did not die of natural causes.

"The cause of death is not natural," Her Majesty's Coroner Linda P. Virgill tells PEOPLE. "However, we wish to reserve the cause of death at this time pending the toxicologist examination and report for confirmation of cause of death. Friday is the likely release date for the autopsy and toxicology report."

Daniel Smith was found sitting upright in a chair after going to see his mother and his new half-sister in the private Doctors Hospital in Nassau, Reginald Ferguson, assistant commissioner of the Royal Bahamas Police Force, told reporters late Monday.

According to Virgill, a coroner's inquest with a jury will take place, and Anna Nicole Smith will likely be asked for her testimony. "All persons who are relevant witnesses, like his mother and hospital staff and airline personnel who had contact with him, would have to testify," Virgill says. "The inquest would happen late October or early November to determine how, when and by what manner Daniel came to his death."

She continued, "The family wishes to return the body to the United States, but it won't be released until the reports are in."

Source: http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/09/daniel-smith-did-not-die-of-natural.html

Aw man. Poor Anna.

People Finally Tired of Parisite

Yes, it is finally happening. People are tired of Parisite Hilton showing up at their parties with her herpes and her trashy friends, and they're doing something about it!

On Friday, her and all her stupid friends were at some club getting drunk and then decided they wanted to go party with Orlando Bloom at some hotel bar, but they were stopped by security who wouldn't let them in under strict orders from the hotel's owner, Ian Schrager, who had told security that "the likes of Paris Hilton and her ilk are not welcome here."

If you think THAT is good, wait, there's more!

Super rich dude Richard Branson recently invited her to his son's 21st birthday party, which had a mad hatter theme. Of course, Bitch wanted to be the star of someone else's birthday party, and she asked Branson if she could come as Alice, and he agreed. Well, he isn't rich by luck, he's one smart dude. He had about 60 waitresses dress as Alice, so when Parisite showed up, she was pretty shocked she wasn't as nifty as she thought she was. She was pretty pissed later when Branson purposefully mistaked her for a waitress and tried to order a drink from her ass!

Oh man, keep 'em coming. This shit is awesome!

Madonna is Brave, or Stupid, Depending on Who You Ask.

Madonna is in Russia right now, getting ready for her last show of her Confessions tour. She received several death threats to her and her family as well, from the Russian Mafia, and a bomb threat from some Dutch priest. Day-um! I know Maddy is contraversial, but seriously. Bitch didn't get death threats on the Blonde Ambition tour, just the pope getting angry about her pretending to get off onstage during Like a Virgin. (Ah, the good ol' days!)

In spite of the threats, she's still gonna play tonight. Originally it was scheduled for yesterday, but she postponed it to today in honor of 9/11. She's tightened her security, and I hope her ass makes it out alive!

This is Why I Call Him the Man-Slave....

Man Slave Brad Pitt has announced that he is doing no more nude scenes in his movies so his kids won't see it. Bitch has lost his damn mind.

Says the Slave: "I do think about what they are going to see and certainly some of the stuff I have done, what they are going to see when they grow up and I am a little concerned.
"It definitely colors what I'll approach in the future. I will try to be a little more mature about my decisions I think."

Oh good lord. Methinks he let Maddox watch Fight Club and Dame Goddess got pissed when Prince M tried to start a Project Mayhem group with all his little nursery school friends. She came home and the house was filled with three-year-olds with shaved heads repeating "First rule of Project Mayhem is we do not talk about Project Mayhem..."

Brad's a good actor, it sucks that he's gonna let himself get sucked into mediocrity like this. I love you, Angelina, always will, but don't let him do this! Just lock up Se7en and Snatch. Kids don't need to be watching that shit anyway.

And because I found this in my Photobucket account, here's a link to some naked pictures of Brad Pitt on the set of the Jesse James movie he did. Obviously, the pics on this link are NSFW but figured I'd better make that pretty clear.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/MyraEllen828/BradPitt_02.jpg

Did Britney Spears Birth the Second Federline?

The National Enquirer is claiming that KFed drove Britney Spears to hospital for her C Section since bitch is too lazy to have a baby normally. (Must be nice to be rich and spoiled and be able to put your body through unnecesarry surgery!) Anyways, the rumor is that she had a boy, even though they were expecting a girl, and the baby boy weighed in at 6 pounds, 11 ounces. They had a girl's name picked out, Jailyn Federline, which was effing awesome because all the bloggers were totally gonna call the kid Jail. Me, I was going with JFed. Hee.

Oh well, we shall see.

Hulk Hogan's Gonna be Mad...

Yeah, that's a Lambo. Er, that WAS a Lambo. Anyways, it was registered to Hulk Hogan, who is of WWF wrestling fame, and more recently, the VH1 reality show based on his family called Hogan Knows Best. He was not in this Lambo when this happened. His son, Nick, who is 16, and his wife, Linda, were however, as these are pictures of them. No word if they were the only ones in the car, but it was said that a minor was driving when the accident happened, but since it was a minor, they cannot release the name.

Nick looks sheepish. Obviously nobody said he was driving exactly, but this facial expression just says "Oops." Thank God nobody was hurt, that looked nasty. Linda looks shaken. Damn, I would be too! Surprised girl didn't wet herself!

We Remember

I wasn't online at all yesterday, I'm off Mondays so Husband and I did some cleaning, but we did take a pause to play some music and remember where we were on September 11, 2001. We hadn't met yet, and I was at college. I got up that morning, and went down to the campus health center to get a prescription filled. When I was leaving, they had CNN on, and I saw the first tower on fire. I looked at the girl behind the desk and asked "Is this real?" she was in shock, but she nodded. I ended up sitting there for a good hour watching the second plane hit, then watching both towers fall. I left and didn't go to my class (I'd already pretty much missed it anyway) I went straight back to my best friend Drew's room, where I called my Grandma and my Dad. At the time, nobody was sure if the attack was over or not, and where I went to college is like a mile from the air force base where they house all but like 2 of the stealth bombers that the U.S. has. So I was a tad worried the terrorists had that base on their list.

Anyways, it was a very sombering event for me, and it's amazing to me how fresh it still is, 5 years later. Link in the title takes you to the amazing post that Trent over at Pink is the New Blog made. In his comments, there were actually some jerks who had the nerve to bitch at Trent about his post, and at other commentators! I would like to remind people of something we should already know: 5 years ago, those people who went to work, or boarded that plane, they had NO IDEA of what was ahead of them. And the brave souls in Flight 93? The ones who caused their plane to crash in Pennslyvania? You can bet they weren't planning on being heroes that day. To gripe about the war, the president and others on a day when we SHOULD be honoring those innocent who fell, is stupid. We all have opinions on the actions of our administration post-9/11, but save that for later.

I know my post is a day late, but just wanted to post something. We will never forget, and God bless those who died that tragic day, and God bless those who survived.

My Daily Amusement - September 21st, Bitches!

New Season of ER starts September 21st, and I will be there. Shit looks GOOD. This is the preview they've been showing on NBC this week.

Happy Birthday Luka!

No, his name isn't Luka Kovach but still. He's hot shit.

Goran Visnjic turns 34 today. He's on ER, the best show ever, in case some of you fuckers didn't know. And he's hot. Way hot. With an accent.

New season of ER starts September 21st! I'm so there!

Happy Birthday, Goran, and thank you for bringing the hot back to ER when we thought all was lost.