Anna Nichole Update

Virgie Arthur, mother to Anna Nicole, recently got to meet baby Dannielynn in the Bahama's where she is staying with creep Howard K. Stern.

A court had ruled that Anna be buried in the Bahama's next to her beloved son, Daniel, but apparently there's another hearing today to see whether that order will be overturned so Virgie can bury Anna in Texas, away from her son. Virgie and Anna had a falling-out years ago, and neither bothered with each other. However, since Anna died, Virgie saw her chance at her 5 minutes in the fucking spotlight and has wallowed her fat ass in it ever since. I hope she loses.

Furthermore, Anna still isn't buried!?!! How long has it been now??!!

Elizabeth Taylor Turns 75

The queen of fabulous, Elizabeth Taylor, celebrated her 75th birthday in Vegas yesterday. She still looks freaking amazing, and a happy belated to her!

Eddie Murphy Tries to Claim He's Not a Bitch

Eddie Murphy had been the heavy favorite to win Best Supporting Actor at the Oscars for his role in Dreamgirls. He didn't win, which shocked many, especially him, apparently. He exited the theater, looking rather pissy, and didn't return, thus missing Jennifer Hudson's win, and the girls performance. However, he is now claiming he didn't leave because he's a whiney baby.

Says his spokesbitch: "Eddie had always planned on leaving after his category was announced to spend the rest of the evening with his family. He did the same thing following the Golden Globe Awards."

Sure. This is the same man who knocked a chick up, then ran like a bitch. So I vote he's a pussy-assed sore loser. That's just me, though.

Did C. Love Steal a Dress?

So Karl Lagerfeld had a few questions for our dear Courtney Love regarding a frock she wore to Parisite Hilton's birthday party. She claimed the designer of the dress was Chanel, but that dress has only been seen on Chanel's runway...it's not released to stores yet.

According to a source: “It was one of many dresses sent to her by stylists and publicists to wear. It did not have a label in it. We haven’t figured out yet which stylist and/or publicist sent that particular dress.”

Meh. Frances Bean looks cute as usual.

Brit's Real Issues

Because we cannot go a day without talking about her, here's some Britney Spears news.

TMZ is reporting that doctors think that Brit's REAL issue is either Bi-Polar disorder or post-partum depression. Neither of which are anything to mess with, so I hope that with her in rehab, they're getting to the root of the issue and getting her some help. If homegirl ever expects to continue with her career, she's gonna need the help because obviously, it's not an easy career.

Either way, I hope they've found the source of the crazy and get her fixed up. This business of FedEx being a better parent than her just messes with my head.

Yeah I posted the picture of her hot because I'm tired of looking at those crazy-ass bald pictures. The hot normal Britney is still alive, just dying to get out, I know it.

Katie-Kate is Still Under The Midget's Control

Apparently Katie-Kate is still taking her happy pills. She showed up for some Oscar events with her midget husband Tom Cruise the the blank stare of the Stepford Wife she has become.

Upon arriving at the famed afterparty, Cruise urged his bride to pose for a photograph alone. "Take a shot of her," he told photographers. But according to an onlooker, the 28-year-old actress refused to take a picture without him. The actor then led Holmes around by the hand, pulling her back and forth while he mingled and she remained silent. Cruise, 44, greeted a few photographers but didn’t introduce his wife, who said nothing and stood next to her husband, waiting for him to finish his conversations. He later asked her again to pose for a picture alone, and she finally agreed. “She looks at him for direction,” the witness tells Us.

Well, some things never change. I still hold out that she'll wake up one day and escape. Time will tell.

Even More Britney Crap

Yep, one massive post again. She's insane, and she just cannot keep her bald ass out of the tabloids.

Anywho, first up, the lovely pictures that adorn this post are of Britney losing it on some photographer's SUV. She was outside FedEx's house, and got all pissed when he refused to see her.

Source:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w64/layla828/ll2.jpg

What's been on most people's minds during all this is "where the crap are the babies?" Well, apparently, FedEx and both the grandmothers have been helping out. FedEx and Lynn Spears have both been caring for the boys, and recently FedEx's mom came up to help out. Britney's family has been really impressed with his behavior since her trip off the deep end: “Britney’s family feels that Kevin has been a blessing and they are very impressed with Kevin taking so much responsibility. Britney’s family found out from the news this morning that Britney had left the rehab. Britney has not asked to see the kids because she knows she is not well and she does not want to scare Preston. She has no credit cards or cash. She is basically on the run at the moment.”

A few months ago, if you had told me I would be preferring FedEx as a parent over Britney Spears, I'd of laughed in your face. There is something twisted in the world when the word "responsibility" is used in the same sentence as "Kevin."

Source: http://dlisted.com/?p=7012

Next: National Enquirer is claiming that the day Brit Brit shaved her head, she also tried to kill herself twice. First time she walked into traffic but was saved by members of her staff. Second time she claims to have taken too many xanax which is why she went to hospital, and probably why she spent the night in rehab.

Source: http://tabloidwhore.blogspot.com/2007/02/this-weeks-national-enquirer-britney.html

AND FINALLY! She's back in rehab! For good this time, or she'll lose the kids!

Federline is concerned for Spears' welfare and wants her to get the help she is now seeking. We're also told this will be Spears' last chance -- if she leaves rehab before getting full treatment, Federline will immediately go to court seeking orders allowing him unquestioned full custody of the children. We're told Spears showed up at Federline's house last night and he wouldn't let her in. Sources say the kids are now in the custody of Federline, and have been since last week."

This is according to TMZ. So we shall see how long THIS one lasts.

Source:

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/02/britney-is-back-in-rehab-again.html

Lohan is in Mourning.

After working in director Robert Altman's final film, A Prairie Home Companion, Lindsay Lohan made a big deal out of saying how Altman was "...the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I've had." And of course, when he died, there was a funeral. And of course...she went partying with Steve-O instead of attending. Makes sense, right?

Says a source: "If he was so important to her, where was she?"

She was fresh outta rehab getting blasted with a dude who once had his ass cheeks pierced shut. Oh yeah she has wonderful judgement.

Anna Nicole Verdict!

Judge Larry Dramaqueen gave his verdict in who will get custody of Anna Nicole's body, thusly who will get to bury her. Legal guardian to Dannielynn Hope, Richard Milstein, will get the rights. The judge cried when giving his verdict and recommended she be buried next to her son, Daniel, in the Bahamas. Cried??? Oh yeah, that's professional.

More NIN Joy

They updated the site with a couple pictures that have just brought joy to my black little heart. Tonight, Nine Inch Nails plays in the city of love...Paris!

Ah, cannot wait for the new album!

Grey's Anatomy Spinoff???

Rumor has it that ABC is thinking of having a New York themed spinoff of Grey's Anatomy starring Addison.

At first I agreed with seriouslyomg.com and thought if she took Dr. McSkeezy with her this might work, but then the more I think about it, the more I think, HELL no. Addison needs to stay in Seattle, because her and Alex were meant to be. Send McSkeezy for all I care. This shit would suck, though.

Yaaay!!!!!

Gwen Stefani is talking about getting back with the band that made her famous, No Doubt. I am rejoicing, seriously!

She said: “I got an idea in my head about what we could do and now that’s all I can think about - doing a No Doubt record.”

Thank God! I like her clothes and solo stuff okay, but No Doubt rocks my shit. Bring back Tony!!!!!

Big Britney Crazy Update

Yeah I figured life would be easier if we just combined this into one post.

First! Apparently, she and FedEx had a big ol' argument, which led to the hair-shaving. From The New York Daily News: They had a huge argument," a source told the magazine. "Kevin threatened Britney that he was going to have people test her hair to find out exactly what she's been up to. She was so scared. That was what made her have her head shaved."...Testing her hair could determine whether she had been abusing illegal drugs, which could be used against her in the looming battle for custody of their two young children."

So yeah. She's not totally crazy, I guess, just mostly. Source for this:

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/02/you-should-thank-k-fed.html

Oh yeah, she has already checked herself out of rehab. Those pictures are supposedly from inside rehab. But who knows? Bitch is gone.

Source:

http://dlisted.com/?p=6963

Britney Spears is Officially Mentally Insane

Wow. Someone needs happy pills.

Britney Spears lost it at some hair salon in Tarzana. She wanted the stylist to shave her head, but she refused. Therefore, Brit took the shears and did it herself. Then she went to a tattoo shop in Sherman Oaks and continued down the crazy train.

Says a witness: “She wasn’t making sense at all and you could tell she’s not in a good place at all, and that she is totally freaking out.”

She got a cross on her hip and some lips on her wrist. It cost her $80. What a quality shop. She was a fat batch of crazy while getting the tatts done too: “She was a nightmare to deal with. She was screaming and flipping out from the pain and wiggling her body all around.”

Apparently she was covered in NyQuil stains. After the two trips to crazy, she visited a hospital then went home.

Seriously, this is not just run-of-the-mill sorta crazy like the crap Parisite Hilton pulls. This is full-on, someone put her in NOW, kinda crazy. This is getting weird, people.

Kim Mathers Isn't Too Smart

So let's say you are Kim Mathers. You used to be married to Eminem. Once, he wrote a song about how he put his girlfriend in the trunk of his car and him and his daughter merrily go to drive the car off into a body of water somewhere. He had "Die Kim Die" tattooed on his body. We're not talking about someone peaceful and sweet here. So yeah, you're Kim, and you're talking to a Detroit radio station and you're asked about your ex, and you know all this, how do you respond?

"I can't stand him. He's an absolutely horrible person, and he gets worse every day. I vomit in my mouth whenever I'm around him or I hear his name. There's nothing left in me for him. Nothing at all."

And then you go on to talk about your sex life:

"(Its) bad …he's not very well endowed … If you're going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work."

And if that's not enough to pretty much seal your fate, tell another news source (Detroit News) that he doesn't care about his daughter:

"Since he left the house in February (2006), I don't know what he's doing. His visits are few and far between, and when he does come around, it's nothing positive." (He is) always yelling and complaining about something." She said Hailie consistently asks, " 'Why's dad acting so weird?' That's what they say every day."

Oh yeah I see bad things for her in the future. She is not the brightest bulb.

Day of Bliss....

So I was just sitting at my little desk at work, doing my thing when the DJ announced he was going to play a brand-new Nine Inch Nails song! After peeling myself off the floor and cleaning my underpants, I turned it up and they played this fantastic bit called Survivalism. It's pure sex and I cannot WAIT until April now. Link in title takes you to the official Nine Inch Nails website which gives the full info. The band's MySpace is playing the song. Go listen. You know you want to.

The Hoff Has Never Looked so Good.

Seriously. That's a hot leg. No wonder the Germans love him.

Barf. Anyway. He's rehearsing for The Producer in Vegas. Once he's done with that, he's gonna hit a drag show and slap a few bitches. Good times.

Justin Timberlake Has a Message for Britney...

Justin Timberlake made a little statement at the Brit Awards the other night. He didn't come right out and say it, but it would seem a veiled bit of advice for our dear Britney Spears.

Says Justin: “Stop drinking! You know who you are. I’m speaking to you. You are going to get sloppy. OK! magazine is going to say something bad about you.”

It just so happens that Brit is on the cover of OK magazine right now. You tell her, Justin!

Anna Nicole's Will Released

Yeah I know, I only went like a whole DAY without talking about the Anna fiasco. That's because this is actual NEWS, not some dumbass theory.

TMZ got ahold of her will. It was done up before the death of her son Daniel, therefore before little Dannielynn was born. It names the creep Howard K. Stern as the executor and entrusts all her property to him.

Woo color me shocked.

Britney Spears' Ex-Assistant Tried to Help...

Britney Spears' former assistant, Felicia Culotta, has formally made a statement regarding the hot mess that is her former boss.

She said: "I cherish ALL the incredible opportunities that came my way thru my job with Britney and am crushed/saddened/heart sick by the way her life is unfolding...There's just so much you can do to help a person - I don't dare want to be an enabler, and I cannot love her enough for the both of us. I cannot convince her in ANY way to love herself. I'm so Southern, and the BEST way for me to tell you how I feel is to say - You can just kick an old Dog so many times before he gets off the porch," she wrote. I, FELICIA, am OFF the porch!!"

Hey, the bitch has to realize for herself that she's a mess. Hopefully this time comes soon. Because I can't stand seeing any more drunken Brit vagina pictures. Ew.

Beyonce Loves Herself

Beyonce is going to be on the cover of the new Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition, which is a big deal I guess since she's the first who isn't a model or athlete. Woo.

She celebrated last night in L.A. by staring at herself and mentally masterbating.

Tim Hardaway is Gay

Tim Hardaway plays for the NBA. He has since made this big statement saying how he hates gay people. When someone goes out of their way to be all anti-gay, generally it means they are a closet case of the highest degree.

Tim Hardagay had this to say about a former basketball player coming out: “You know, I hate gay people, so I let it be known. I don’t like gay people and I don’t like to be around gay people. I am homophobic. I don’t like it. It shouldn’t be in the world or in the United States.”

When asked what he'd think if he was on the same team as the gay player, he went on to say: “First of all, I wouldn’t want him on my team. And second of all, if he was on my team, I would really distance myself from him because, uh, I don’t think that is right. I don’t think he should be in the locker room while we are in the locker room. But stuff like that is going on and there’s a lot of other people I hear that are like that and still in the closet and don’t want to come out of the closet, but you know I just leave that alone.”

Aw, someone has issues! You know he has a locked up stash of gay porn at home.

The Hotness on Tour

So Trent Reznor and his merry band of Nine Inch Nails is currently on tour in Europe. Tonight they play a sold-out show in Madrid, Spain. To me, Spain is sex. Even more so than France. So him playing Spain on V-Day, sold out, is just hotness.

But being back on tour means I get new pictures again! Oh yes, I see a silver lining in this shitty winter!

Happy Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentine's Day, bitches! I used a picture of George Clooney because he is the ultimate hotness. Him and Trent Reznor are simply the alpha and omega. They make my panties happy.

Anyways, I'm not gonna talk about Anna Nicole today. Or the DRAMA that's all around her people. If you need an update, go to your TV and turn it on. Really. Just about any channel will be yapping about whatever conspiracy theory or random screw has come out of the woodwork regarding the baby's daddy-ness. It's like a bad talk show at this point, people.

Oh and because I just want to have a hotness overload, here's some Trent:

Kelly Slater Denies Diaz

Supposedly, Cameron Diaz and her ugly pimply face raced to the side of this hotness, Kelly Slater after getting dumped by Justin Timberlake. The rumor goes on to say that Diaz told her friends Slater was packin' large. Obviously, he has denied they have done it, since nobody would admit they saw that shit naked.

When asked, he said she was doing well after the breakup with Justin and that he and Cameron are "just friends." Yeah like I said. You wouldn't cop to it either. Ew.

Drew Barrymore is Hot

I don't care what ANYBODY says (I'm looking at YOU, Michael K of DListed!) Drew Barrymore is HOT in these pictures. But then again, I like that sort of jewelry.

She's at the premiere of Music and Lyrics, that movie she's in with Hugh Grant. Meh. Someone tell me if that movie is worth seeing, I'm not sure yet.

I Thought These Bitches Broke Up?

These are pictures of that tranny Kimora Lee partying it up in NYC for the 15th anniversary of Phat Farm with the husband, Russell Simmons.

Now I swear I heard these two broke up. Oh well. Shit happens.

Someone needs to tell this bitch that wearing dead animal fur is not cute. And stumbling around looking all jacked up wearing dead animal fur is even worse.

Massive Anna Update

I am entirely too damn lazy to find enough Anna pictures to have three dozen seperate posts about the woman, so we're just gonna put it all together in one post.

* Prescription drugs were found in the room where Anna was staying, and where she died. All the drugs were in the name of her lawyer, Howard K. Stern. CNN is reporting that one of the drugs is methadone. Larry Birkhead, one of the many claiming to be the father of Dannielynn Smith, also claimed in court documents that Howard was feeding Anna methadone to keep her ass drugged up.

* A judge has ordered that Anna's body be preserved until February 20th, when a hearing will determine if DNA samples should be taken in case Howard K. Stern decides to do a switcharoo of baby Dannielynn in order to make sure he gets to keep the little girl. His name is on the birth certificate, and if he and Anna did legally marry, he gets to keep the baby and the money.

There's also about four or five creepy conspiracies running around regarding the father of the baby. Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, some old prince guy, is also claiming to be the dad. Also, someone else was saying Daniel, Anna's dead son, was the father. Ew. Oh, and also ew, Anna's family is claiming that she had her old husband's sperm frozen before he died, so HE is actually the father. Good god this poor baby. What a mess.

Medical Examiner Speaks

The Broward County Medical examiner held a press conference to discuss preliminary findings in the autopsy of Anna Nicole Smith.

According to DListed: Second of all, he said that her cause of death is unknown. He said further tests must be performed and it will take 3-5 weeks to determine. They have ruled out death caused by physical injuries such as being stabbed or shot. She had minor bruising to her back caused by a fall that occurred days ago in the bathroom. There was a small amount of blood in the stomach that was probably caused by terminal shock. They did not find any kind of pills in her stomach, however at this time they have not yet performed blood tests. He also reports that she was not dead that long before paramedics arrived. Her body was still warm, but she was dead on arrival when brought to the hospital.

Yeah I was totally too lazy to type all that. But anywho, they went on to say how they didn't think she died of a pill overdose because generally when that happens, they find pills in the stomach, and there weren't any in hers. They also confirmed the presense of a few plastic surgery scars. Why they confirmed that, I do not know. Who the eff cares?

Anywho, it's been like freaking Anna Nicole day today and I'm sure I'll post more later.

Something NOT About Anna Nicole!!!

Wooo! Just when I thought all I was gonna read about today was creepy baby daddy conspiracy theories regarding parentage of Anna Nicole Smith's baby daughter, C. Love comes through and gives me something else to talk about!!! Girl knew I needed it. She loves me.

Anywho, C. Love almost looked hot at this thing thrown for Gianni and Donatella Versace. She brought along daughter Frances Bean who did look completely awesome. C. Love looks sober, just tired and bored. Hope she is in fact sober, and staying that way!

Anna Nicole Dead????

According to one of her lawyers and msnbc.com, Anna Nicole has died! Nobody's saying how or why, just that she was found unresponsive at her hotel room and was rushed to the hospital.

From msnbc.com: Smith, 39, collapsed and was unresponsive while staying at the Seminole Hard Rock Cafe Hotel and Casino, said the attorney, Ron Rale. She was rushed to a hospital.

“She checked in Monday at 8 p.m. as a guest. She was due to check out tomorrow,” said Danielle Giordaano, a spokeswoman for the hotel.

If this is true, it's insane. I mean, she always was nutty but I was always pulling for her. Bitch was crazy, but in a good way. I feel for little Danielynn. What's gonna happen to her until they find her real daddy, I wonder?

Will have to keep an eye on this story.

Chestica Simpson is an Idiot

Chestica Simpson's decision to leave Nick Lachey didn't come from weeks of deep thinking, discussions with one's therapist or family, but from watching a stupid movie on an airplane. Yes folks, that piece of crap The Notebook is to blame for the Lachey/Simpson divorce.

Says the dumb blonde: "I just figured out the statement. It was about that moment of desperation. I needed to breathe."

Yeah whatever that means. She's still an idiot.

Bam Margera Gets Hitched

Jackass alum Bam Margera got hitched last weekend to girlfriend and longtime friend Missy Rothstein. The wedding was recorded by MTV for the finale to their reality show Bam's Unholy Union. Which I'm watching that, and as per usual, not surprised. Although you can tell Bam doesn't have 100% control over the whole thing like he did with Viva la Bam, which got annoying at the end.

Well, best wishes to them both. Glad to see he didn't put a fat heartagram on her wedding dress.

Ted Haggard: Queen of Denial

You may remember Ted Haggard. He's the church leader who was found out to be doing the nasty with a male prostitute and also buying drugs off said prostitute. Well, Mr. Haggard stepped down from his leadership position at his church, and went and got himself cured of the gay. Or so he claims.

Canada.com reports: Haggard also said his sexual contact with men was limited to the former male prostitute who came forward with sexual allegations, Rev. Tim Ralph of Larkspur told The Denver Post for a story in Tuesday’s edition.

“He is completely heterosexual,” Ralph said. “That is something he discovered. It was the acting-out situations where things took place. It wasn’t a constant thing.”

Ralph said the board spoke with people close to Haggard while investigating his claim that his only extramarital sexual contact happened with Mike Jones. The board found no evidence to the contrary.

“If we’re going to be proved wrong, somebody else is going to come forward, and that usually happens really quickly,” he said. “We’re into this thing over 90 days (since allegations surfaced) and it hasn’t happened.”

So since he only did it with ONE dude, he's not really gay? Last time I checked, if you did it with anyone of the same sex, MORE THAN ONCE, you were gay. Pretty much. What I know FOR SURE is, you don't get "cured" of being gay. You just are. So I give it three years before our "hetero" is found in a shed with a group of teenage boys.

Oh yeah, and his dumb wife didn't leave his ass. They're talking about moving to Missouri or Iowa. Let the dumbfuck move to Iowa, because we don't want his ass!

GLAAD Demands an Apology from Parisite Hilton

GLAAD has demanded an apology from Parisite Hilton regarding a video making rounds on the net of her and sister Nicky Hilton wherein they use a lot of nasty lanugage.

According to WWTDD.com: The video shows Paris and Nicky Hilton calling a man a "fag" and Paris refers to herself by saying, "We're like two niggers." Later Paris calls someone a, "Nigger hoodlum, broke poor bitch from, like, Compton."

Oh yeah we're talking about bright people here. Like, totally.

Anyways, GLAAD president Neil G. Giuliano stated: "These are not frivolous words, and to use them as if they are gives tacit sanction to the racism and homophobia they engender. Hilton has an obligation to go on the record, explain herself, and publicly apologize to the LGBT and African American communities and all those offended by these slurs."

Once Parisite figures out what that big word "apologize" means, I'm sure she'll be right on that. But in all seriousness, if Isaiah Washington can get nearly fired for using the F-bomb twice, I think bad things should happen to Parisite Hilton. That's just me though.

She's Not a Coke-Whore...Just a Racist!

Parisite Hilton was quoted as saying she got done up the arse for coke. But apparently that was a mis-quote. She has corrected everyone. It was a lyric from some made-up song she did at a party on New Year's Eve. She's not a coke-fiend, everyone. Relax. She just hates black people.

Sing it, bitch! "I am a fat ugly Jewish bitch … I’m a little jap-y Jew … I am a little black whore, I got fucked in the butt for coke … I’m a nigger and I’ll (unintelligible) … I’m black and I steal shit, Yo I’m black and I steal…"

Nice. Now someone call Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.....

Happy One-Year Anniversary to Me!

Yeah it's been about a year since this blog started. Dunno that I have many more readers since then, but oh well! I'm still having fun!

Oh yeah you know I posted a picture of Trent because he's still my number one hot shit. New NIN album to be released April of this year, bitches!

Katie-Kate is Happy

Tom Cruise allowed his new stepford wife, Katie-Kate, to talk to Bazaar Magazine recently about how "happy" she is. And by "happy" she means "brainwashed."

After taking her happy pills, she said: “I was in love from the moment that I shook his hand for the first time. Tom makes me feel like the most beautiful woman in the world and has since the day I met him. I love being with him. I love calling him my husband.”

She says of their first date: “In Los Angeles, my first motorcycle ride to the beach. It was amazing and fast.”

Just so you know, she also says: “I have a husband and children that I adore. I have a career that I really love. When I sit back and reflect, it’s a wow! I am very grateful.”

Career? What career? He hasn't allowed her to be in a film since Thank You for Smoking. He took out the sex scene and won't let her be considered for an Academy Award for it either. But yes, she's SO happy. Or so he tells her. She's HAPPY and don't forget it.

Knoxville and Wife Part Ways

Johnny Knoxville and his wife of 11 years, Melanie, have decided to formally divorce. Color me shocked. Considering it's not a secret around the Margera/CKY camp that Knoxville will sleep with anything with boobs and has the herpes.

Sources say they've been separated for a while now. They just recently decided to make it legal. Says one source: “How do you live knowing that your husband leads a separate life… and is sleeping with other women all the time? She deserves every penny if she is going to divorce him.”

Damn skippy. I always heard he was married, but I'd never seen the wife before so I always wondered if that was a damn urban legend considering Knoxville spead the herpes to Chestica Simpson, Kate Moss, and whoever else will volunteer. He's a skeezy manwhore to the extreme.

Don Vito to Stand Trial

Bam Margera's creepy uncle, Vincent "Don Vito" Margera, will stand trial that he groped three teenagers - two 12-year-olds and a 14-year-old when they went to a mall skate park to an MTV function to meet and get autographs from Bam.

According to Oh No They Didn't: Margera was charged with three counts of sexual assault on a child and, if convicted, could face anywhere from probation to six years in prison. He could enter a plea when he is arraigned March 5.

Apparently, Don Vito will have the same legal defense team as Kobe Bryant had in his rape trial here a few years ago.

I don't care if he did it or not. Vito's hella creepy and shouldn't be allowed in public.

Meg Ryan and Matthew Perry?

ICYDK.com is reporting on a rumor that Meg Ryan and Matthew Perry are an item now. Well, if they are, good for them. I dunno why, but I thought Perry was married...oh well, since when does that stop anybody?

Dina Lohan is a Good Mother

Dina Lohan just feels SO BADLY about how the press hounds and hounds her crackhead daughter, Lindsay, so what's a mother do? Why bring the press TO her crackhead daughter. That's right, Mommy Lohan brought press to the recovery center where Linds is fighting her addictions. Nevermind this is probably a time when you would want privacy.

Says Mother of the Year: “Well, it’s obvious they fabricate [stories], they make it up. It’s not even true and that’s the hurtful part. Someone has to stop the madness and the lies.”

“I’m doing this now because when she finishes up the program, they’re just going to be following her to see if she messes up. It’s just a horrible thing, and someone’s going to get seriously hurt.”

Also: Dina also said she’s going to “stop the madness before her child is killed” and that she’s going to change who her daughter hangs out with, because she’s around a lot of “sketchy people.”

Like she isn't "sketchy?" Right. Someone tell this bitch to stay home and drink. She's just as annoying as her kid.