You may remember Ted Haggard. He's the church leader who was found out to be doing the nasty with a male prostitute and also buying drugs off said prostitute. Well, Mr. Haggard stepped down from his leadership position at his church, and went and got himself cured of the gay. Or so he claims.
Canada.com reports: Haggard also said his sexual contact with men was limited to the former male prostitute who came forward with sexual allegations, Rev. Tim Ralph of Larkspur told The Denver Post for a story in Tuesday’s edition.
“He is completely heterosexual,” Ralph said. “That is something he discovered. It was the acting-out situations where things took place. It wasn’t a constant thing.”
Ralph said the board spoke with people close to Haggard while investigating his claim that his only extramarital sexual contact happened with Mike Jones. The board found no evidence to the contrary.
“If we’re going to be proved wrong, somebody else is going to come forward, and that usually happens really quickly,” he said. “We’re into this thing over 90 days (since allegations surfaced) and it hasn’t happened.”
So since he only did it with ONE dude, he's not really gay? Last time I checked, if you did it with anyone of the same sex, MORE THAN ONCE, you were gay. Pretty much. What I know FOR SURE is, you don't get "cured" of being gay. You just are. So I give it three years before our "hetero" is found in a shed with a group of teenage boys.
Oh yeah, and his dumb wife didn't leave his ass. They're talking about moving to Missouri or Iowa. Let the dumbfuck move to Iowa, because we don't want his ass!
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