Friday, February 02, 2007

Knoxville and Wife Part Ways


Johnny Knoxville and his wife of 11 years, Melanie, have decided to formally divorce. Color me shocked. Considering it's not a secret around the Margera/CKY camp that Knoxville will sleep with anything with boobs and has the herpes.

Sources say they've been separated for a while now. They just recently decided to make it legal. Says one source: “How do you live knowing that your husband leads a separate life… and is sleeping with other women all the time? She deserves every penny if she is going to divorce him.”

Damn skippy. I always heard he was married, but I'd never seen the wife before so I always wondered if that was a damn urban legend considering Knoxville spead the herpes to Chestica Simpson, Kate Moss, and whoever else will volunteer. He's a skeezy manwhore to the extreme.

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