Random Acts of Crap

John Mayer left this hot chick for Jennifer Aniston. Someone get him a mental evaluation, please - What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Headway in the custody battle between Britney Spears and KFed. - The Superficial

Rod Stewart licking his wife's nipples. Ew. - IDLYITW

Justin Timberlake has OCD and ADD. I've also heard he's gay, but I don't believe it after seeing him in those boots. - DListed

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt's acting debut with daddy. - I'm Not Obsessed

Random Acts of Crap

Naomi Campbell says she was not drunk. Riiiight. - Hollywood Rag

Charlize Theron loves her boobies. - Egotastic

Mike Meyers is amused by Justin Timberlake's peen. Ew. - Hollywood Rag

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer take their shit public. - DListed

I Wonder What Old Vah-jay-jay Smells Like This Close Up...

It could've been worse. At least she's out of the leotard phase. Poor Justin Timberlake did survive this encounter with the oldest bitch to ever bitch, Madge. I guess they're performing that crap song they recorded together.

During the set, she said this before a song: “All you people I saw sleeping in the street last night, this song is for you.”

Aw, how generous. They're cold, hungry, and homeless, and she's dedicating a song to them. I'm sure all their problems are solved now.

Source

OK Magazine Has Absolutely Nothing Else to Talk About

Apparently there was nothing else to talk about in this issue, because they interviewed Britney Spears and how BORED she is in her frigging huge mansion filled with clothes so expensive, they'd make me cry.

Although there is a good part of this article that makes it worth noticing. Apparently bitch has a shrine to her ex, Justin Timberlake. No shit?

According to a source: "She's obsessed with him. She has pictures of them together and has devoted a private area just to celebrate him."

That's hilarious. At least she realizes that was the last time in her life that she was considered hot and her veins didn't flow with pure Starbucks.

Justin Timberlake Has a Message for Britney...

Justin Timberlake made a little statement at the Brit Awards the other night. He didn't come right out and say it, but it would seem a veiled bit of advice for our dear Britney Spears.

Says Justin: “Stop drinking! You know who you are. I’m speaking to you. You are going to get sloppy. OK! magazine is going to say something bad about you.”

It just so happens that Brit is on the cover of OK magazine right now. You tell her, Justin!