Mental Images...Nightmares...Ew!

Wanna barf? Read this. I'll post about his alleged penis, but I'll be damned if I talk about his alleged sex life with Jennifer Aniston. Ew.

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Kat Von D & Nikki Sixx Are Doin' It

And they totally got matching tattoos.

Yeah in case you missed it, they're effing now. Fans are all pissy because on her show, LA Ink, she's still with now-ex Orbi. Nevermind that the show was filmed weeks and weeks ago. Apparently the majority of her fans aren't the brightest bulbs in the box.

Anywho, hope happiness for her and maybe in her joy she could, oh I dunno, come to my town and out of the goodness of her happy heart, give me a tattoo. No? Oh well it was worth a try.

Yeah I can't hate on Kat. I worship her too much.

Oh HELL No!

Some crazy bitch got herself obsessed with Sandra Bullock. So what does she do? Tries to kill the hottest man alive. She should fry.

Cops say that Bullock, along with James' 10-year-old child, looked on in horror as Marcia Valentine "attempted 3 or 4 times to run Jesse James over with her silver Mercedes." Jesse was never struck by the car during the alleged incident.

We're told Valentine also "laid in the driveway and wouldn't move."

Orange County Sheriffs were contacted and responded to the scene, but Valentine allegedly fled before they arrived. After an intense manhunt, officers located Valentine early Monday morning and took her into custody.

Wow. She sure looks like she's a fat bag o' crazy.

New Album Out!

The new Nine Inch Nails record, Year Zero, was released Tuesday. I'm a broke bitch, so I don't have it yet. I know, I suck.

Anyways. New album means new U.S. tour, right? Right? I hope so.

Tuesday.

On Tuesday, the new Nine Inch Nails record, Year Zero, comes out. We didn't have to wait five freaking years for the new one!

New album means: TOUR! WOO! COME TO THE STATES!

Artsy Trent

Yeah it's SO nice in Kansas City today. Although with my elevated body temperature, it's like a thousand degrees in my office to me, but everyone else is comfortable. I'm so glad this will be over in a few months and I don't have to carry the kid through the really shitty months. Blah.

But here's some artsy Trent on a nice day to make everyone happy. Yay.

He's Back!!

After having to take a quick hiatus due to his voice, Trent is back on tour in Europe! Which means a new picture! Yay! Looks like Aaron is about to step on Trent's head! Not a good idea! You know Trent would kill someone with a mic stand for that kinda crap. Need proof?

Voila!

New album to drop April 17th, and the new DVD is already out. Why don't I have it already, you ask? Because this bitch is broke, dammit! Trust me, I will have that damn thing, one way or another. But the damn landlady and the electric company seem to want money otherwise this preggo bitch is homeless and/or in the dark. And that's never good.

More NIN Joy

They updated the site with a couple pictures that have just brought joy to my black little heart. Tonight, Nine Inch Nails plays in the city of love...Paris!

Ah, cannot wait for the new album!

Day of Bliss....

So I was just sitting at my little desk at work, doing my thing when the DJ announced he was going to play a brand-new Nine Inch Nails song! After peeling myself off the floor and cleaning my underpants, I turned it up and they played this fantastic bit called Survivalism. It's pure sex and I cannot WAIT until April now. Link in title takes you to the official Nine Inch Nails website which gives the full info. The band's MySpace is playing the song. Go listen. You know you want to.

The Hotness on Tour

So Trent Reznor and his merry band of Nine Inch Nails is currently on tour in Europe. Tonight they play a sold-out show in Madrid, Spain. To me, Spain is sex. Even more so than France. So him playing Spain on V-Day, sold out, is just hotness.

But being back on tour means I get new pictures again! Oh yes, I see a silver lining in this shitty winter!

Happy Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentine's Day, bitches! I used a picture of George Clooney because he is the ultimate hotness. Him and Trent Reznor are simply the alpha and omega. They make my panties happy.

Anyways, I'm not gonna talk about Anna Nicole today. Or the DRAMA that's all around her people. If you need an update, go to your TV and turn it on. Really. Just about any channel will be yapping about whatever conspiracy theory or random screw has come out of the woodwork regarding the baby's daddy-ness. It's like a bad talk show at this point, people.

Oh and because I just want to have a hotness overload, here's some Trent: