Showing posts with label Eminem. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eminem. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Eminem Gets Kim to Shut the Hell Up


Yay! Another famewhore silenced!


The rapper - real name Marshall Mathers - and Kim attended a closed courthearing at Detroit's Macomb Circuit Court yesterday (03.26.07) and agreed tostop making "derogatory, disparaging, inflammatory and otherwise negativecomments".


The agreement was made following a motion filed by Eminem last month toprotect their 11-year-old daughter Hailie.


Basically, neither of them can yap about the other to the media or to Hailie. This will stop Kim calling up random radio stations to talk about how Em can't get it up and how he and his daughter don't get along or whatever. Thank God.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Kim Mathers Isn't Too Smart


So let's say you are Kim Mathers. You used to be married to Eminem. Once, he wrote a song about how he put his girlfriend in the trunk of his car and him and his daughter merrily go to drive the car off into a body of water somewhere. He had "Die Kim Die" tattooed on his body. We're not talking about someone peaceful and sweet here. So yeah, you're Kim, and you're talking to a Detroit radio station and you're asked about your ex, and you know all this, how do you respond?


"I can't stand him. He's an absolutely horrible person, and he gets worse every day. I vomit in my mouth whenever I'm around him or I hear his name. There's nothing left in me for him. Nothing at all."


And then you go on to talk about your sex life:


"(Its) bad …he's not very well endowed … If you're going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work."


And if that's not enough to pretty much seal your fate, tell another news source (Detroit News) that he doesn't care about his daughter:


"Since he left the house in February (2006), I don't know what he's doing. His visits are few and far between, and when he does come around, it's nothing positive." (He is) always yelling and complaining about something." She said Hailie consistently asks, " 'Why's dad acting so weird?' That's what they say every day."


Oh yeah I see bad things for her in the future. She is not the brightest bulb.