The Drugs Are Wearing Off

Could it be that Tom Cruise's mind control is wearing off of Katie-Kate Holmes? That would be freaking awesome.

Reports are saying that she's been leaning on her good friend Posh Beckham and crying a lot because Tom is a psycho controlling midget from hell.

Says a source: "Katie has been crying over the phone. She's frustrated. Tom is denying her every single thing...Once, Katie and Victoria talked on the phone for four hours."

Apparently Posh and husband David have had a taste of the Tom Crazy themselves: Victoria is sick and tired of Tom being on her back about Scientology," says the source. "Victoria is an old-fashioned British woman who believes in God. She finds it quite rude that Tom is bugging her so much. Not too long ago, Tom left 18 messages in one hour to get them to join the church."

Sounds about right! Run, Katie, run!

She's Still Taking the Happy Pills

Katie-Kate is due to start filming a movie called Mad Money with Diane Keaton and Queen Latifah. Of course, the midget has to go so he can make sure she doesn't forget to take her pills and to be a pain in the ass to everyone involved.

"Tom has called producers and told them he will be on set every day. He wants to observe what's going on and will probably help Katie out."

By "help" he means "control her every move and every word."

More from Page Six: Cruise was said to be upset over her sex scene in last year's "Thank You for Smoking" - which was mysteriously missing during several festival screenings … Holmes gave up her role in the upcoming "Batman" sequel, and some in Hollywood said it was because of the romantic scenes she would have had with Christian Bale … The insider added, "Katie's agent, Hylda Queally (at CAA), chose this role (in "Mad Money") for her because it is a female buddy movie. There is no love interest and she wouldn't be kissing anyone or have a sex scene." Acheson declined comment on the script - which our source, who has seen it, said was "atrocious."

What a shock. What they didn't mention was how Katie-Kate had actually TURNED DOWN an Academy Award nomination for her role in Thank You for Smoking. I don't know why, but I'm pretty sure it had something to due with the fact that Tom didn't like that movie, and because he's never been nominated. Like anybody can help that he's a shitty actor who is stuck doing shitty action movies.

Anyways, good to see some things never change. The sun always rises in the east, and Katie-Kate is still a brainwashed Stepford Wife.

Haven't Seen TomKat with the Purchase in a While!

Aw, haven't seen the midget with his Stepford Wife and Asian baby in a while. Baby looks cute. Katie-Kate still looks to be on the happy pills.

They're going to attend the basketball game of Connor Cruise, Tom's son from his previous marriage.

Katie-Kate is Still Under The Midget's Control

Apparently Katie-Kate is still taking her happy pills. She showed up for some Oscar events with her midget husband Tom Cruise the the blank stare of the Stepford Wife she has become.

Upon arriving at the famed afterparty, Cruise urged his bride to pose for a photograph alone. "Take a shot of her," he told photographers. But according to an onlooker, the 28-year-old actress refused to take a picture without him. The actor then led Holmes around by the hand, pulling her back and forth while he mingled and she remained silent. Cruise, 44, greeted a few photographers but didn’t introduce his wife, who said nothing and stood next to her husband, waiting for him to finish his conversations. He later asked her again to pose for a picture alone, and she finally agreed. “She looks at him for direction,” the witness tells Us.

Well, some things never change. I still hold out that she'll wake up one day and escape. Time will tell.