Monday, April 03, 2006

Madonna to Tour this Summer


So she's gonna air out the leotards and haul her old ass around this summer. If you wanna see the cameltoe up close and personal, the expensive seats go for $354 apiece. If you're like me and poor, and would really rather not see all that old vagina stuffed into tight lycra that close up, you'll opt for the nosebleeds.

Tour dates:

NORTH AMERICA:
May 21 Los Angeles Forum
May 27 Las Vegas MGM Grand Garden Arena
May 30 San Jose HP Pavilion
June 5 Fresno Save Mart Center
June 8 Phoenix Glendale Arena
June 14 Chicago United Center
June 21 Montreal Bell Centre
June 25 Hartford Civic Centre
June 28 New York Madison Square Garden
June 29 New York Madison Square Garden
July 08 Boston TD Bank Garden
July 12 Philadelphia Wachovia Center
July 16 Atlantic City Boardwalk Hall
July 22 Miami American Airlines Arena
EUROPE:
July 30 Cardiff Millenium Stadium
Aug. 1 London Wembley Arena
Aug. 3 London Wembley Arena
Aug. 6 Rome Olympic Stadium
Aug. 20 Dusseldorf LTU Arena
Aug. 22 Hannover Niedersachsen
Aug. 24 Horsens (Denmark) Forum Horsens Outdoor
Aug. 27 Paris Bercy Stadium
Aug. 28 Paris Bercy Stadium
Sept. 3 Amsterdam Arena

Source: http://www.queerty.com/queer/madonna/madonna-confessions-tour-dates-announced-20060403.php

Madonna's Official Tour Site: http://www.confessionstour.com/onstage.html

Her official site has been down all day due to exceeded bandwidth. I didn't realize the Vadge was that popular.

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