Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Tom Cruise is Still an Idiot


As we all probably know by now, Tom Cruise has been running around saying they named the baby Suri because it means "princess" in hebrew or some shit.

Says the Wkackjob: "Friends of ours sent us these books and we thought, oh, it'll be fun to look at it."

"It was (in) the second book that we looked at. All of a sudden, Suri! We looked at each other and went, '’Suri'’, and that was it. Took a couple of minutes and that was it. That's how I am, you know. It's either right or it's ’not’. Not a big story. On the floor. Found it. Bam! This is it."

Yeah well, he didn't look at the definition apparently. Just made up the rest of the bit, because Suri actually can mean anything from "pick pocket" to "belly button lint" or some shit. So he basically named his kid "It." Good job, ya weirdo.

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