Friday, April 14, 2006

TV's 'The Simple Life' Finally Bores Someone to DEATH


Not really. Not even sure if that shit was out in 2003. In London, a dead woman was discovered laying in her living room in front of the TV that was on. She'd been dead for THREE YEARS. Yep.

A woman's skeleton was discovered in her flat three years after she is believed to have died, it emerged today. Joyce Vincent was surrounded by Christmas presents and the television and heating in her bedsit were still on.
The 40-year-old's body was so decomposed that the only way to identify her was to compare dental records with a holiday photograph.


Police believe she probably died of natural causes in early 2003, and was only found in January this year when housing association officials broke into the bedsit in Wood Green, North East London.
They were hoping to recover the thousands of pounds of rent arrears that had piled up since her death.


They waited THREE YEARS to try to collect on her rent? I'm fucking moving to London.

Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/04/13/uskeleton.xml&sSheet=/portal/2006/04/13/ixportaltop.html

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