Wednesday, April 19, 2006

THE ARMAGEDDON IS HERE!!!! RUN!!! SAVE YOURSELVES!!!


I know, that title is stupid. But it's funny. You'll see why.

Looks like Tom Cruise will dine on placenta tonight! According to People Magazine he and Katie Holmes welcomed a baby girl into the world early this morning at an L.A. hospital. The baby, named Suri weighed in at 7 pounds, 7 ounces, and was 20 inches in length. Mommy and baby are doing well, and there isn't a couch in the hospital that Cruise hasn't destroyed. (Okay, that last part I made up.)

Apparently, Brooke Sheilds gave birth at the same hospital to her baby daughter, Grier. Unless Brooke witnessed the child coming out of Katie's birth canal, I'm still not believing that shit. But anyway. Congrats to Brooke, and congrats to TomKat.

Source: http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1170244,00.html

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