Saturday, April 01, 2006

It's April Fool's Day, Yo!


So of course, everybody's having their fun. Over at Pink is the New Blog the owner and operator, Trent, is posting that he's moving to L.A. to join Tom Cruise and his Couch Jumping Cult the Scientologists. Here, I got all excited when I saw he had a big announcement, I thought TomKitten had finally arrived! ( http://trent.blogspot.com/ )

Over at Dlisted, every single story is a giant joke. Funny jokes, but jokes. Like Jada Pickett-Smith is a raging lesbian, ( http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/04/woman-claims-jada-pinkett-smith-affair_01.html ) and that Britney Spears told the media "I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat!" which would have been hilarious if true. ( http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/04/britney-not-pregnant-just-fat.html )

Okay folks, it's cute and all, but I NEED SOME NEWS! WHY THE CRAP HASN'T KATIE GIVEN US THE TOMKITTEN YET??!?!?! GET TO BIRTHIN' ALREADY!!!!!

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