Friday, February 24, 2006

Bam Margera's Gettin' Married


Bam Margera of 'Jackass' and 'Viva la Bam' fame, and is also a professional skateboarder, is engaged.

He was engaged once before to Jenn Rivell, whom I'm sure will get all fucked up and call a radio station again. But now, Bam's engaged to Missy Rothstein, a chick he's known since forever. She appeared in 'Haggard' as did Rivell. Boy, Jenn's gonna be pissed. I'll bet she snorts a line of coke, and crashes another car. When she gets back from jail, she'll put more random shit on ebay. "QUICK! LINT FROM BAM'S ARMPIT! BID NOW!"

Hee. Well, if Bam's serious, best of luck. And keep your thing in your pants. I know Jessica Simpson's really tempting, but Bitch slept with Johnny Knoxville. You know she has the herpes.

Link: http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/62341.htm

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