Ashlee Simpson Rockin' a Fantastic Mullet

Wow. So, every time I see Asslee Simpson her hair looks worse than the last time I've seen her. Now, she appears to be going all white trash with a mullet.

Source: http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/02/i-didnt-steal-your-mullet.html

Britney Et Al in New Orleans

Brit Brit dug out the bad hair extensions for Fat Tuesday. She's in New Orleans for the festivities in her home state. Also, she's denied rumors she and K Fed are expecting another kid. I really really hope that's true. Seriously. She's already got a baby and a husband. She really doesn't need any more people to take care of.

Link: http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=143236800&p=y43z3738x

Oscars This Sunday!

The Academy Awards are this weekend, y'all! It's like my Superbowl. Need updates? This page rocks.

Link: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11102514/

Amherst, MA Nine Inch Nails Show POSTPONED

I was hopping around on my daily visit to www.nin.com and saw that they had postponed tonight's show in Massachusetts til March 10th. Then on the "TR" part where Trent posts his little thoughts, it said this:

"Hello all-
The "illness" that's causing the postponement of tonight's show is me. I'm the sickest I've felt in a long time and there's no way I could've pulled off a show tonight. Please know I hate to do this, sorry for the inconvenience." (Source: http://www.nin.com/tr/index.php )

Trent Reznor is sick...I hope he didn't relapse, which sounds horrible to say, but it's in the back of my mind. But it is flu season, and perhaps he caught a nasty bug. I've decided that's what it is. Get better soon, Trent!

Sheryl Crow Recovering from Breast Cancer Surgery

Aww, best wishes go out to Sheryl Crow. She's recovering from surgery for breast cancer. Keep your chin up, girl!

Link: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11552101/

Early April Fools???? PLEASE???

NO WAY is this true. It HAS to be some elaborate April Fool's Joke.

Paris Hilton as Mother Theresa??????? Seriously, I call shenanigans.

WTF???: http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds29594.html

George Michael Arrested for Drugs

Don't worry ya'll, he kept his pee pee to himself. But George Michael was found slumped over in his car in London, and it was found he had a bunch of drugs on him. He also had a bunch of kinky sex toys in the trunk of his car. So looks like he was either wrapping up a rather dirty night or begining one and overdid shit.

Georgie: "In a statement after his release, Michael said that the incident was "my own stupid fault, as usual. I was in possession of class C drugs, which is an offense, and I have no complaints about the police who were professional throughout." He stressed his concern "that people know that I was properly tested by the police doctor … who stated to the officers present that I was not impaired in any way and should be allowed to drive home."

Link: http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1167843,00.html

Celebrity Fat Club 4

Okay, that's not very nice. But I didn't watch last season, because I didn't know a single "celeb" on there. I missed my campy bitch Ant though. I :heart: him.

This season, Phil Margera is back. He rocks. So is Vince Neil. Besides those two, Jennifer Tilly, Shar Jackson, Lisa Welchel, Corey Haim, and Sally Struthers will be there. Rock on.

Link: http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/02/celebrity-fit-club-4-cast.html

Stone on Maddy

So first, I'd like to say how much I HATE my cable internet provider. Yes, I'm talking about YOU Cablevision! GAH!

On to topic. Oliver Stone is beating himself up over passing up the opportunity to direct the biopic/musical Evita some years ago. Yeah, I'll beat you up too, Oliver. That movie was good, but not very true to the stage musical, and definately not true to the real Eva Peron.

Oliver goes into detail: "The thing about Eva Peron was that she was a hooker and a saint. Madonna could do the hooker but not the saint."

Aw, snap! Poor Maddy. Oh well, I'm sure if she's heard this, she could care less. She'll say something bitchy and go on with life.

Linky: http://contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/stone%20slams%20madonnas%20evita%20performance_27_02_2006

Mardi Gras Yo!

If I were in New Orleans, like I'd LIKE to be, I'd be so drunk right now. Nevermind that it's only fucking noon. I'd be all hanging off some balcony yelling "DAMMIT BRITNEY HE'S SCREWIN' AROUND! THROW HIS ASS OUT!" Yeah, she's down there right now. She's from Louisiana, so she's keeping that shit real.

Hee. Anyway, I'm in effing St. Joseph, Missouri. We have some weenie parade tonight, and me and the Husband are going. Better than nothing!

My friend Drew lives in Soulard, which is the French district of St. Louis, and they have a phat Mardi Gras celebration til Tuesday, the glorious Fat Tuesday. So he's in the middle of a party. Go Drew!

Those in New Orleans, have a safe and fantastic party!!! Wooooo! Beads!!!

Uh Oh, Kev.

So rumor has it that Brit Brit caught our K Fed hanging around his baby mama's house in nothing but his underpants. Hmm. K Fed and Baby Mama insist the baby threw up on him, and he was waiting for his clothes to come out of the dryer. That baby must've projective vomited or something.

Apparently, he'd gone over to see his kids birthed by Shar and after several cell phone calls went unanswered, Brit got hella mad and stormed over. She walked in, where K Fed was snoozing on the couch in his boxers and got all pissy. She stormed out and he chased her down and reassured her everything was innocent.

Riiight. Anybody remember a few days ago when the pics of him with some fat coke head came out? Has she seen THOSE yet?? That's who the blone is in the picture up and to the right. She's some star fucker who likes the nose candy. PLUS K Fed is rumored to have been hitting on Chestica Simpson at some club. This boy is a regular manwhore.

Link: http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_27263716.shtml

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER FEDER TIME!!!

Ba ha ha ha ha! Oh man. This is great.

Where ya at?? http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/02/24/peanut_butter_federline.html

Okay, Seriously, L. Ho....

Who has Lindsay Lohan NOT fucked lately? MORE men to add to the "I screwed Linds" list. Some Olympian, Shaun White, and now Jonothan Rhys Meyers.

Geez, Lindsay. Take a day off, will ya??

Link: http://www.postchronicle.com/news/entertainment/tittletattle/article_2127992.shtml

Robbie Williams Has Crap Taste in Women

Apparently, Robbie Williams has been dating Courtney "I love coke" Love's best friend and bandmate, Lisa Leveridge. I've never seen this Lisa, but hopefully, she doesn't have the horseface and bad plastic surgery look Courtney has going on.

Link: http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds29316.html

Bam Margera's Gettin' Married

Bam Margera of 'Jackass' and 'Viva la Bam' fame, and is also a professional skateboarder, is engaged.

He was engaged once before to Jenn Rivell, whom I'm sure will get all fucked up and call a radio station again. But now, Bam's engaged to Missy Rothstein, a chick he's known since forever. She appeared in 'Haggard' as did Rivell. Boy, Jenn's gonna be pissed. I'll bet she snorts a line of coke, and crashes another car. When she gets back from jail, she'll put more random shit on ebay. "QUICK! LINT FROM BAM'S ARMPIT! BID NOW!"

Hee. Well, if Bam's serious, best of luck. And keep your thing in your pants. I know Jessica Simpson's really tempting, but Bitch slept with Johnny Knoxville. You know she has the herpes.

Link: http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/62341.htm

HA HA HAHAHAHA HA HA HA!

Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich has admitted he had NO idea 'The Daily Show' on Comedy Central was a parody show. Uh, the fact that it is on COMEDY CENTRAL might've tipped him off, but it didn't. That is messed up! Anyway, the dude upheld an executive order requiring pharmacists to fill any and all prescriptions, in spite of their beliefs. Meaning, if you're Catholic, don't be a pharmacist, since you hate birth control so much. Good move gov. Now, go home and look into the shows you are going to appear on, and for God's sake, DON'T ADMIT IT when you've been that stupid. YOU RUN A STATE!

Link: http://www.usatoday.com/life/television/news/2006-02-23-governor_x.htm

Star Jones has Giant Screaming Match with Gay Husband

Yeah, there's been fuck-all to talk about lately. So I'm talking about the Loch Ness Monster and her husband Big Gay Al.

Apparently they had a big ol' fight about her leaving the toilet seat up all the time, and him wearing her dresses. The sham marriage may indeed be over.

Link: http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/02/24/star_jones_and_al_in_bustup_1.html

Never Was a Cornflake Girl...Right!

Funny commercial Tori Amos did waaaaaaaaaaay back in the day. Don't mind the horrible hair, but have a laugh.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/?v=DEjXXaC3iMg

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Someone is giving the Red Hot Chili Peppers shitty advice. The tour they did years ago with the Foo Fighters? GOOD idea. Touring with Kanye "My Ego Gets it's Own Tour Bus" West? BAAAAAD IDEA!!! Honestly! The Peppers put on a kick ass show, they don't need Kanye's ego to poop all over it. I wonder who'd play first? Because if I was rich, I'd buy out a whole section, fill it with Chili Pepper fans, we'd come see Anthony in his shirtless glory, then wait til Kanye walked onstage so we could all leave en masse. That would kick so much ass.

But yeah. Later this year, they're supposed to tour with Tom Cruise's new butt buddy. Kanye better keep his claws off Anthony Keidis.

Link: http://www.nme.com/news/red-hot-chili-peppers/22277

Bree's a Drunk!

Spoiler Alert!!

Housewife Update Time!!!

Bree went to a restaurant, got blitzed. Couldn't drive, so she took a cab. Bitch passed out in her front yard, where the neighbor saw, and Andrew, her bastard son, sprayed her with the lawn sprinklers. Later, Lynette has her babysit. When Lynette's demon children escape and are later found, Lynette is told by the neighbor about Bree's drinking, and Bree denies it when Lynette asks. Later, Lynette finds a bunch of bottles in Bree's trash. If I were anal-retentive Bree, I would recycle that shit.

Also: Gabby's bitch mother shows up and blames her for the fact that her ex-husband, and Gabby's step-father, used to molest Gabby. 'Cause you know, Gabby was all underage and STOLE the step-father away. Ew.

Even more also: Edie found a ring in Karl's shit, and thought he was gonna ask her to get married. Only he was supposed to supersecret marry Susan so she could have health insurance for her liver or whatever they needed to do surgery on. So of course, Karl goes ahead and proposes to the Town Bike, and Susan is all "Do I want him to be happy or me to be happy?" But this IS Susan we're talking about, so I'm sure she's more worried about herself. Luckily her daughter Julie is there to bitch-slap her with a froozen salmon.

FINALLY Also: Zach finally finds out that Mike is his for-real daddy. Noah, wants to see his grandson, but also wants CreePaul offed for killing his daughter. When Mike goes over to tell CreePaul that him and Zach should skip town, Zach overhears. So that's how he found out. FINALLY!

No Applewhites crap this week. Who cares.

Link: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6828182/

Kid Rock v. Icky Sex Tape, Round One!

Kid Rock won a motion that the preview clip we've all been throwing up at cannot be shown online. Apparently, after they shot their little video, Scott Stapp was supposed to of kept it. Someone got ahold of it, and the same company that put out 'One Night in Paris' starring Parisite Hilton got it. The clip was removed from online Friday after getting an order from Stapp's lawyers. Now Kid Rock's lawyers are going to get the sucker blocked so it can't be sold.

I dunno, Hilton tried, but it didn't work. I wish him the best of luck, only because I don't ever want to see that shit again. Morid curiousity is a bitch.

Link: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11497865/

They're Rich Bitch!

Eight guys in Nebraska who work at a meat processing plant won the $365 million Powerball. I think it's cool that they are sharing it. $365 million divided by eight is still a lot of fucking money. Congrats to them, and if they find they have some spare money they'd like to get rid of, they can contact me, and I'll tell 'em where to send it!

Link: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10892645/

Martha v. The Donald, Round TWO!

The Donald fired off a letter to Martha, and of course sent it to People Magazine. Apparently, the bit I found the other day was only PART of it. Woo!

The best part of The Donald's letter: "P.S. Be careful or I will do a syndicated daytime show, perhaps called The Boardroom, and further destroy the meager ratings you already have!"

Sweet. He totally chewed her out. Check out D-Listed for the full letters. Martha fires back all "You're so mean! I'm telling on youuu!" Nah, not really. She was just like defending her crappy daytime show saying it was nominated for Emmys and shit.

Link: http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/02/when-egos-collide.html

PETA Goes After Eva Longoria

Eva had made some comments on Oprah about how when she was a child, she went hunting with her father, and was expected to know how to field-dress deer and other animals. Nevermind the fact that she doesn't do it NOW, she's still on some PETA list of evil people.

So of course, PETA hopes VP Dick Cheney shoots her.

Some PETA Bitch: "If Eva is set on going hunting, we hear Vice-President Cheney is looking for a new partner."

Link: http://femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/86952004.htm

Whitney Does the Olympics

So from what I'm hearing, she sounded like shit. She didn't look high, but that fur was one hot mess. Fug-Lee. At least she wasn't propped up with a stick, but you never know.

Link: http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2006/02/im_your_embarra.html

Chestica is Smart....Really....Stop Laughing at Me!

So yeah. Big Boobs McGee is all pissy about her "stupid blonde" image that the Newlyweds show gave her. She claimed she was playing a "character" and it was "scripted." Last time I checked, her creepy dad pitched that show. So perhaps she needs to ask daddy why he thinks so little of her intelligence.

This blog says it all: http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/02/jessica-simpson-is-genius.html

SOMEONE WANTS TO DIE!!!

WHO THROWS A LIGHTER?!?!? HONESTLY!!! [/Austin Powers]

Last night at the Nine Inch Nails show in Minniapolis, some asshat threw a lighter at Trent, hitting him in the face. Understandably, Trent was PISSED. He flung his keyboard, and left the stage. The show was over. Luckily, they'd played 20+ songs already, so it was only cut short by 2 or 3 songs. And I hear it was a kick ass show besides that. Trent's spokesbitch reported he had a black eye, but was otherwise fine.

BLACK EYE?!?!? Bitches better be glad I wasn't there. The ass who chucked the lighter would never have made it out alive.

Link: http://www.mlive.com/music/grpress/index.ssf?/base/entertainment-1/1140536912138400.xml&coll=6

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

To the author who has both haunted and inspired my dreams, has creeped me out but kept me reading, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Chuck Palahniuk! He brought us 'Fight Club' which inspired a lovely movie wherein Brad Pitt tried real hard to be ugly, but it just never happened. But the book is kick ass, Chuck's other books kick ass, and everyone needs to pick one up and read it NOW. There's a reason why he's my favorite living author. The man is a genious.

Link: http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=23876

The Oscars are Gonna ROCK

Jon Stewart is doing the Oscars this year, THANK GOD. I like Chris Rock and all, but I was ready for a change. The Oscars are my Superbowl. I don't care who wins the Grammys, and the MTV Video awards bore me. This is my thing. Can't wait to see Jon Stewart rock the house! Apparently he's real excited, and feels it's an 'ultimate stage' for a comedian.

Go Jon! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11442656/

TELL ME IT'S NOT TRUE!!!!!

Anybody who knows me real well knows that I LOVE the show 'ER.' "Obsessive" is a better word. So therefore, I've been a big fan of George Clooney for a long time. Supposedly, Roseanne is saying they all got drunk one night when George was still on her sitcom, and took some pictures of his penis.

From first Link: "She revealed in Britain's Attitude magazine: "One night we were all drunk, John Goodman took a picture of George naked with Groucho Marx glasses over his private area and we used to have that on the fridge on the "Roseanne" show with a magnet on top of it."
"But someone stole it. I always check to see if it's on eBay, all of us do, but somebody must have just thrown it away because it's never shown up."

Well, goodie for them. What annoys me is Roseanne claiming she slept with him. She had better hope she's joking. That is MY Dr. Ross, fuck off, fattie!

Link: http://dailynews.muzi.com/news/ll/english/10002578.shtml

'Nother Link: http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/02/did-roseanne-screw-george-clooney.html

That is One GIANT Kitty

Apparently, this kitty is 33 pounds, and lives in China. The owner feeds him a ton of shit, so that's why the poor kitty's gonna have a heart attack and die. Seriously people, this isn't cute, it's sad. Poor kitty.

Link: http://www.local6.com/slideshow/news/7267787/detail.html?qs=1;s=1;dm=ss;p=news;w=400

'Nother Link: http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/02/monster-pussy.html

Paris is Still Going on and on and ON About THE Record

Remember how like 90 years ago Paris recorded a record? Well she's still yapping about it. We'll probably never see it in stores, and I can't say that I'm upset about it.

Link: http://www.starmagazine.com/news/61934

JESUS CASE!!??!!?

Okay, the dude in the Misfits shirt, THAT is supposed to be Boy George? THE Boy George??? Geez the nose candy has turned him into one ugly fucker.

Anyway, he was yapping about how he thinks gay marriages are silly and if it doesn't work for straight people, why do gay people want it?

K, Georgie? Just because you haven't gotten any ass in like a decade doesn't mean it won't work for someone ELSE. So shut up, and go back to rehab. Have somone send your ass some Max Factor, because you are one hot mess.

Link: http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=233362750&p=z333637xx&n

Cruise is Ready to Sue Someone Else

This time, he wants to sue Life & Style mag, for running their story that him and Katie Holmes split. If I were Life & Style, I'd make sure I had some fantastic lawyers hanging around, 'cause the Couch Jumper is one sue-happy effer.

Link: http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=3091

If You Haven't Seen This Yet...

Watch it! Well, watch it if you haven't eaten recently, and if you can stomach it. As people know, I hate PETA with a power that is both not natural, and disturbing. But I don't agree with fur anything, and my beloved Trent made a video speaking out against it. So therefore, I watched it, and will link it.

NSFW Video: http://www.peta2.com/OUTTHERE/o-trentreznoripod.asp?c=214trentpink

The Donald to Martha: Take It Like a Man!

Martha claims that originally, she was to "fire" The Donald, and end his Apprentince show. However, The Donald didn't wanna go out like that.

The Donald and his Hair, however, say that's a bunch of crap.

""I wish she would be able to take responsibility for her failure."

Source: http://jam.canoe.ca/Television/2006/02/19/1451826-ap.html

Another Source: http://www.glitteratigossip.com/glitterati/2006/02/the_donald_tell.html

KFed Ready for Critics

KFed's been yapping. Seems he's ready for the backlash that will surround his new album. I heard about two seconds of that single, 'Papazao' or whatever it's called, and I had to turn it off. I couldn't hear it over my own laughing.

KFed says: ""'He hates his children, he treats his wife like dirt, he gets high all day,'" he said, quoting his critics. "If I was that bad, you think anyone, let alone Britney, would put up with it?"

Oh yeah, that's good reasoning.

More KFed: "He has released his single PopoZao on his website. It got 2 million hits in eight days, he said, which proves there's interest."

Interest? I call it "morbid curiousity." Or "Hey, you gotta hear this crappy song Britney Spears' husband recorded."

Link: http://www.usatoday.com/life/music/news/2006-02-19-federline_x.htm

Mere, Say it Ain't SO!

SPOILER ALERT!!

So, I missed it, AGAIN, but my trusty recaps on TWoP have kept me on the update. (Source: http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/story.cgi?show=162&story=8855 )

George and Meredith??? I love George, he's cute and all, but not for Mere. Seriously. Apparently the ep cut off leaving us hanging as to whether or not George and Mere got it on, but I vote it's some fantasy Georgie was having while catching a nap. Next week, it'll show him snoozing away, smiling, hand in pants, and then someone will bust in and wake him up. Or so I hope. It had BETTER be. Mere and McDreamy were meant for each other, dammit! He just has to wake up, and toss the Redhead of Doom to the curb. Please, and thanks.

Speaking of Addison, her Fling showed up in town. She tried to be all "I don't love you, I love my husband!" But Fling said "Yeah, too bad he couldn't give less of a crap about you." Not word-for-word, but pretty much, yeah. Go back with Fling, Addison! Leave McDreamy and the McTrailer of Love alone!!!!

Christina FINALLY gives up her apartment, and fully moves in with Burke. Yay.

In closing, if Mere and George in fact, did the nasty, George is gonna have a nasty awakening when she goes back to McDreamy. Because its GOING to happen. And Mere, shame on you for messing up George that way. Not cool.

I ::Heart:: Trent Reznor!!

You all should know that already.

Well, the KC show was last night. My broke ass didn't get to go. I didn't win tickets from the radio station, and I couldn't foot $200 for me and Husband to go. I am still upset to have missed this tour. Trent and the boys always put on such a kick ass show.

I keep hearing my favorite track 'Everyday is Exactly the Same' on the radio, so I was poking around the NIN site to see if there's a video for it yet, and found this little gem under Trent's page:

"2-8-2006: The Grammys make me hate music, and certainly everyone in the ass-licking music industry." (Source: http://www.nin.com/tr/index.php )

Damn skippy! Effin' Grammys are a joke. I sure didn't care who lost, as long as Kanye lost, and I didn't care who won, as long as Trent got something. He didn't. So they can fuck off.

Trent has some pictures from New Orleans. Anyone whose a fan of NIN knows Trent for YEARS lived in the Big Easy, in a beautiful house in the Garden District. Only recently, he moved to L.A. He took a visit to see the damage done to the historic city post-Hurricanes. No matter how many times I see pictures of that city, it still saddens me. New Orleans was easily my favorite city in our country, and I cannot believe how destructive those storms where. Pictures can be seen here: http://www.nin.com/current/neworleans/index.html At the bottom is a link to donate to the city restoration fund. If you can afford it, please donate!

Anywho, when my effing video comes out, someone TELL ME!

Whitney to Sing at Olympics!

Holy crap! Someone sobered her up long enough to send her ass to sing somewhere! Rumor is, she's gonna wear a giant dead animal - I mean FUR - coat. PETA'd better think of something else to fling at her, because if they throw flour, she might mistake it for some other white substance.

Link: http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/02/whitney-houston-will-sing-at-olympics.html

Holy Hell!!!

This is Janise Wulf. She is 62-years-old, has 10 kids, 20 grandkids, and 3 great-grandkids. In this photo, she has just GIVEN BIRTH to her 11th! A baby boy. He is healthy and happy, and just got done coming out of the oldest vagina ever to birth a child. Apparently, his half-sibling is 3. So she's addicted to having kids?? I dunno, but wow.

Link: http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/02/janise-wulf-is-crazy.html

They link to a video in there, but I wasn't brave enough to click on that shit. So I have NO clue if whether it's safe for work viewing or not. There's no "NSFW" label, but you never know.

ETA: Okay, nevermind. I had to watch that shit. It was from ABC News, so it was just an interview with Janise, her husband, one of her grown daughters, and her doctor. Janise looked like she was facing a firing squad. But she sounded happy enough.

Britney Misses Touring

Well yeah, sitting at home on my fat ass while my Trailer Park Husband shoots things with a pellet gun can get boring.

Link: http://www.billbaord.com/bbcom/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1002034661

Scott Stapp's New Marriage Already on the Rocks

Gee, you THINK? Between him getting his drunk ass arrested when they were in the airport trying to go on their HONEYMOON and nasty porn videos popping up featuring him and Kid Rock of all people, I'm sure any new wife would be all "What the FUCK was I thinking?" along with "I wonder how long I have to get this shit anulled..."

Link: http://jam.canoe.ca/Music/2006/02/19/1450599.html

Pay Up, Bitch!

Nick Lachey has filed for spousal support from Fake Boobs McGee, and lists the date they separated as December 13th, while Fake Boobs petition says November 23rd. Nick also asked for some jewelry and other misc. belongings that are his. Of course, Chesticka petitioned that he not get any money.

Okay, he had to sit there and smile and not say a damn word the entire time you had your ankles in the air for Johnny Knoxville and God knows who the hell else, and now you won't even give him some damn money? I'm cheering for Nick, and I'm cheering that they get a judge whose wife screwed him out of his boat and his best friend.

People Mag: http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1161149,00.html

Okay people, there's like NOTHING to talk about today!!! GAAH! Someone give me something to snark on before I go fuck all insane!

Ozzy Sells My House

Well, not MY house, but the one I want. Minus all the dog crap. The house featured on their reality TV show finally sold. They said they didn't need a huge house since Jack and Kelly moved out, which makes sense. It was a kick ass looking house.

Link: http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/141092004.htm

Marilyn Manson Sells Wedding Pics to 'OK!' Mag

I for one, wanted to see, and Dita looks lovely. He's kinda creepy lookin' but I love him. I'm happy for them, and wish them the best. Looks like they had a fantastic wedding. I love his facial expression in the photo of them dancing. For someone you rarely see smile, its just cute.

Congrats!!

Link: http://www.savingfaceforum.com/index.php?showtopic=14534