Friday, December 22, 2006

Shut the Hell Up


This movie, Black Christmas, is set to release on Christmas day. It's about some dude who likes killing bitches on major holidays or something. It looks dumber than hell. It probably would have made all of three bucks at the box office. That is, until some jackass at The Catholic League for Religious & Civil Rights got his rosary in a bunch and decided to bitch about a horror flick being released on Jesus' birthday. Now everyone's gonna go just to spite this asshole.

Says the asshole: “Even in Hollywood, a town where bashing Christians is sport and Catholics are the target of choice, the Weinsteins stand out. It is not uncommon for theaters to host dark comedies or tearjerkers . . . but when it comes to blood-and-gore flicks, they never open on Christmas Day - unless, of course, the men behind the movie are Harvey and Bob Weinstein.”

Like I said, who cares? If you don't like it, don't go see it. Tell your buddies not to see it. Jesus doesn't care about some crappy horror movie. Even he'll tell ya, they haven't put out a good one in YEARS. (Excluding anything produced by or presented by Tarantino. I'd have that man's babies.)

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