Angelina and the almighty Maddox laugh at the silly Jenn.
Finally! What I've been waiting for!
Since getting her ass cheated on by Vince Vaughn and getting dumped by Brad Pitt who was enslaved by The Goddess, apparently Jennifer Aniston is not only annoying and a shitty actress, but bitch is also certifiable. This is hilarious to me, I'm sorry.
According to IDLYITW: On the effect of seeing pictures of baby Shiloh:"she collapses in a heap, clutching her womb like she's been stabbed if she so much as passes a baby stroller on the street."
On how she deal with it:"throwing baby dolls into a bonfire on the beach behind her place in Malibu. It's creepy, but she says it makes her feel better for a few hours."
Hey, there's a bright side:"At least she's stopped watching 'Mr. & Mrs. Smith' over and over again, for days at a time without eating or sleeping. That just wasn't healthy."
Throwing baby dolls into a campfire??? That's hella creepy. And what the hell is wrong with watching Mr. and Mrs. Smith over and over again for days at a time without sleeping? Oh wait, I'm not insane, I just have nasty sex fantasies about Angelina Jolie and her Man Slave.
Anywho, it's been two years since the divorce. Jennifer really needs some professional fucking help. No wonder Vince Vaughn cheated on her. He was probably tired of hearing "I'm prettier than her right?" over and over and over again.
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