Saturday, December 09, 2006

Britney's Attempt at Damage Control


This picture appeared on Britney Spears' homepage on Thursday. It's a statement regarding her two week plunge into herpes-land with Parisite Hilton and Lindsay Blohan.

Says Brit: "It's been so long since I've been out on the town with friends. It's also been 2 years since I celebrated my birthday. Every move I make at this point has been magnified more than I expected, and I probably did take my new found (sic) freedom a little too far. Anyway, thank God for Victoria's Secrets' new underwear line! I look forward to a new year, new music and a new me. I'm just getting started....Happy Holidays everyone! Britney"

Props for the "Victoria's Secret" quip. At least she has a sense of humor about the 47 pictures of her vagina on the internet. If she doesn't clean up the drunken slut image, her career is more over than it was when she first was inpregnanted by FedEx.

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