Saturday, December 02, 2006

Lohan Goes to AA. And Just in Time Too


Dina Lohan, mother to Lindsay and giant famewhore, has confirmed to Ryan Seacrest that her daughter has been attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings. This comes just before Linds makes a whiney spoiled drunken brat of herself at the GQ Men of the Year dinner a couple nights ago.

According to Page Six: ... she "flipped out" upon seeing Jessica Biel there with her assistant. Biel's assistant used to work for Lohan and earned her ire when she quit several months ago. According to a witness, Lohan started screaming, "If she stays, I'm outta here! I can't look at that girl! I can't believe you would allow an assistant in here - she doesn't belong in here!" "It was really uncalled for," said our spy. "Jessica and everyone else ignored her … Jess didn't steal anyone's assistant - her assistant stopped working for Lindsay a long time ago. And whatever drama happened, Jess was no part of it. She is not part of [Lohan's] crowd - she is a professional."

And the best part: Lohan was shunned at the glittering affair by other celebs who are tired of her bratty antics and bad work ethic. Overhearing her tirade about Biel's assistant, Will Ferrell turned to DiCaprio, Gore and Affleck and said, "Who cares about that freak anymore, anyway?" - setting off laughter. Later, Lohan, with a champagne glass in her hand, tried flirting with Leo, to no avail.

I'm so enjoying this. Although, and I'm just guessing here, I think AA only works if you like, you know, try not to drink? Getting sloshed at parties does not look much like someone trying to quit...

But hey, that's just me. I could be wrong.

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