Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Proof that Nickelback Really Does Suck...Literally


This mental image creeped me out for the rest of the damn day, so I'm sharing it with all of you so we can share a bottle of Brain Bleach.


Chad Kroeger of shitty Canadian band Nickelback recently told some reporter that he can suck his own penis.


"I put my own dick in my mouth. I was 14 and much more flexible at the time. It was soft and required a lot of pulling. I really wanted that case of beer."


Proving that he is forever college frat boy idol forever, and also, that he is a douchebag. Ew. Seriously. My day is ruined.

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