Friday, March 21, 2008

Apparently She Hasn't Taken My Stalking Her as a Compliment...


Nevermind most straight dudes, lesbian women, and well, straight women too want to do nasty sexual things to her, Dame Goddess Angelina Jolie says she suffers from low self-esteem.


"I struggle with low self-esteem all the time. I think everyone does. I have so much wrong with me, it's unbelievable."


Yeah well most normal people who have low self-esteem look like me. Pale, boring, bad facial skin. Then there's YOU, Angelina Jolie. You have Brad Pitt as your fucking man slave. He could probably have any chick on the planet, but he does your every bidding. You're not hot AT ALL! To prove such, here are two more pictures of you not being a sexy goddess in the slightest.


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