Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Johnny Depp is Better Than Cameron Diaz


I read somewhere long ago that Johnny Depp has a really good reputation for being very gracious to his fans. In that same article, I read Cameron Diaz is a king-sized cunt to her fans. I clung to that because it amuses me that someone so ugly could afford to piss off fans.


Anywho. Here's some more evidence to support my point. Johnny got a letter from a dad whose daughter, Sophie Wilkensen, had been in a car accident five months ago and had fallen into a coma. She's a huge Depp fan, and her dad was hoping Johnny would record a message to her to see if that would help her wake up. Johnny obliged and did the recording in his Jack Sparrow voice from the Pirates of the Carribean movies. (I added the end in case you've been in a cave for the past five years and haven't heard of those flicks. You never know.)


From the source: Remarkably enough, the young girl began moving her right leg shortly after hearing the recording of Depp. The parents shed tears of joy to know that their daughter has hope of returning to life. Depp was apparently so touched with the letter written to him by Andrew, he committed himself to doing anything necessary to help out a fan and a young girl in need."


So yes. Proof once more that Cameron Diaz is an evil whore. She probably kicks puppies and pees on parked cars and stuff.

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