Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Is the Mind Control Wearing Off???


Apparently Katie-Kate Holmes has been suffering from headaches, dizziness, and seeing spots for a while now. She's had a fixation on dieting, even though she's already really skinny and has had fainting spells.


Star Magazine says: When Katie recently lunched at her favorite restaurant, L.A.'s Joan's on Third, it was obvious that something was terribly wrong. She seemed exhausted, her skin was pale, and she looked feeble and emaciated. "She gave us a weak smile and wave before leaving out the back door," says an eyewitness at the restaurant. Once outside, a confused and unsteady Katie braced herself against the doorframe before her bodyguard carefully guided her into a waiting SUV."


Although they go on to say her couch-destroying psycho midget husband is to blame. Oh, imagine that.


To complicate matters even further, while Tom goes off for days at a time ("His rule is 'You can be with me, but don't ask about it,'" says a source), Katie is overseeing the interior design of their lavish $35 million Beverly Hills mansion. "To him, the home is a status symbol," says a source, "so it's on Katie's shoulders to pull off something beyond magnificent, something Tom can brag about. She's giving herself headaches thinking about it and making herself sick."


No, don't ask about the mostly naked young male models leaving his room. They were just there to fix the leaky toilet. That's right. Ignore how he smells like man-sex. Just shut up and take another pill and go home.

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