Thursday, January 04, 2007

Parisite Hilton Thinks Pretty Highly of Herself.


Someone offered Parisite Hilton a bunch of money to make sex dolls that look like her. In spite of the fact that this would be hilarious, she declined.

"I turn down perverted things, some sex things. Like a Paris Hilton blow-up doll. They were like: 'They'll sell for $50,000 each, it'll be the real-life you.' And I'm like: 'I really don't want a real-life me with anyone, anywhere. No!'"

Meh she only said no because she couldn't control who was having sex with the blow-up dolls. Can't have any unsavory people getting it on with plastic Parisites. (Heh...that's funny too.)

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