Thursday, January 04, 2007

FedEx Gets Shot Down


FedEx seems to think pretty highly of himself. He seems to fancy himself some sort of desirable male. He texted Lindsay Lohan and stated "We should hang out." Obviously, Lohan found this amusing.

“She was totally grossed out,” a Lohan pal tells Us. Says another, “She thought it was hilarious.” However, Federline didn’t appreciate Lohan’s “Why would I hang out with you?” reply. He fired back, calling her a "firecrotch." Says the source, “She couldn’t believe he was so pathetic. She doesn’t want him using her to make Britney jealous.”

"Firecrotch?" That's his best response? Best of all, he was shocked that she turned him down? Let's see...dumped wannabe white rapper who cannot sell out a House of Blues...he's a known sponge out looking for a new female to sponge off of...yeah...that's one hot man right there. Lohan may have fried half her brain cells, but she's got a few left. She knows a herpes machine when she sees one.

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