Beyonce's Father is a Dimwit

Beyonce didn't win any Golden Globes. Therefore, it's not because she's a shitty actress, it's because Hollywood is racist, according to her dad.

Knowles told reporters back stage at the Beverly Hills Hilton right after the Golden Globes show ended that his daughter was outcasted and overlooked by a bureaucratic good old boy system that is still alive in 2007 as it was in 1967. "Today is MLK's birthday and it saddens me to say that things have not changed for blacks. Working class blacks and blacks in Hollywood are still being discriminated against. We still have a long way to go," he said."

Had I been there, I would've asked him: If the system is so racist, then why did Forest Whitaker, Eddie Murphy, Jennifer Hudson, Prince and the Dreamgirls movie win Golden Globes this year? Oh what? Did I just kill your whole bitchfest?

Daddy Knowles, I believe your dipshit partner in crime, Papa Joe Simpson, is calling. He says you're dumber than rocks and you make his daughters look smart.

"Working class blacks?" His daughter is richer than God. Thusly, I'm sure you're not poor. Poor people don't wear fake hair and date Jay-Z. Shut the hell up, honestly.