Goddess and the Man Slave Move Closer to Me.

Us Weekly has stated that The Goddess Angelina Jolie and her man-slave, Brad Pitt have moved to New Orleans. Which means, they are closer to me. Woo!

Says The Goddess: “We love it there. The kids are going to go to school there. We're really looking forward to it.”

In all seriousness, this is a good thing. Knowing how charity minded they are, they could do some really awesome things for the ninth ward where it basically still looks like Katrina hit yesterday. Obviously, they are looking for charities to help out.

Says Us: “She’s interested in befriending normal moms so she can do things with the kids,” says a Jolie source. And who can forget their humanitarian efforts? “Angelina has asked for places she can do charity work,” says the source, who adds that Jolie had inquired about a school for disadvantaged youth.

So yeah. Also, on a more shallow note, they were way hotter than anyone else at the damn Golden Globes. So there.