Brooke Hogan is Still an Idiot

One of Brooke's handlers needs to take away her computer. She posted some more crap on her MySpace about how eeeevil the media is and how bad they make her look. As if she needs help in that department.

Monday, July 28, 2008
Stupid people of the press
Heres how stupid and inaccurate the media can be…
According to the press I didn’t show up to my brothers 18th birthday at the jail.
Lets see…
*hes in jail
*Its an important birthday…the big 18!!!
*I’m only a 4 hour drive to Tampa
*He’s the most important thing in my life.
They must have thought I didn’t show cause they didn’t SEE me. uhh…there’s such thing as a back door you jerks.
In conclusion…That goes to show you that you can’t believe anything you watch on TV or read in magazines. Cause people will make up BS without even knowing the facts. Hey Media! Why don’t you gather facts, check them, and then give the public the truth? That might work. Oh no…I forgot. You make too much money telling LIES.
Needless to say, I WAS there for my brother on his birthday because he is my best friend and NOTHING comes before family.

I don't care whether she was there or not. What I want to know is if Queen Nicky is anybody's boyfriend yet! Oh I hope they chola'd him out a la Celia in the 4th season of Weeds! Ha! The thought of Queen Nicky with sharpie eyebrows makes me happy.

Because of this, I used the Celia picture for this post. I just couldn't stomach another horsey picture of Brooke Hogan. I know everyone agrees!

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Brooke Hogan Says She's a Liar

Apparently man-woman Brooke Hogan signed something saying she agreed that her father Hulk Hogan beat on her mother, Linda, during her marriage. This paper was then used by Linda to get that restraining order on Hulk. (Remember? The one we heard about when she made the 911 call saying he was stalking her, but really, she was FOLLOWING HIM? Oh yeah.)

Anywho, Brooke is now saying she was lying when she signed that and her mother pressured her into it at a time when she was pissed at her dad.

Says Brooke: "I did it under significant pressure from my mother...It was only after I learned all the facts that I realized I made a big mistake in signing it."

Rumor also has it that she is icked out by the fact that her mother is cougared up with some 19-year-old kid who looks a lot like Queen Nicky, who is currently in jail and might get transferred to the adult side after this weekend. (Ha awesome!)

"I love my mother, and hope to one day reconcile with her," she says. "But using kids as pawns in a divorce is awful. Every day my mother resorts to this kind of behavior makes it that much harder for us to ever have a relationship again."

Whatever. I'm tired of her ass and they can all jump in the ocean and drown for all I care.

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Linda Hogan is that Special Kind of Stupid You Only Hear About...

So Linda has an order of protection against soon-to-be-ex-husband, the Orange Crusader, Hulk Hogan himself. He shows up at her house. She dials 911, he leaves. What does she do?

Linda: He’s been ordered away because he’s threatened my life before and I don’t want him around I’m shaking, I’m following him until he leaves.
911: Okay, you said he left, or he is leaving?
Linda: Yeah he left, I’m following him right now.
911: Why are you following him?
Linda: I don’t know
911: Stop following him!

That's right, you get in your car and follow him! Nevermind the fact that you claim he's made threats against your life and you're afraid of him. Follow his ass!

Okay to recap here: Queen Nicky is a heartless remorseless pussy who put his "best friend" into a vegetative state. Then daddy, Hulk, not only makes threats at Mom, but says the "best friend" who is in the vegetative state, had it coming because he is a "negative person." Besides the fact that mom is a flaming moron, she is also dating 19-year-olds. No wonder the daughter's show is called Brooke Knows Best. She is a flipping moron, but next to these other dumbasses, she looks like a frigging genious!

Why are people this dumb allowed on television?

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More Hate for the Orange People

In my continuting attempts to prove the orange Hogans are evil soulless bastards going to hell, I found this video today.

Now, big warning first: its an uncensored video of John Graziano's therapy. If you remember the picture I posted of the gap in his head from the accident caused by Queen Nicky's drunken attempt to prove how cool he is? That picture was apparently fuzzier than I thought because the gap in his head is much bigger and the video nearly made me cry. This boy used to be able-bodied enough to serve in the military. Now his eyes are open, but it doesn't seem like he sees anybody. This video is sad, and if it made my cold heart melt and almost bring me to tears, you know its bad. If you would like to see the video, go to my source.

Now, I have a good idea out of all of this. Someone sit Hulk on his orange leathery ass and make him watch this video. See if the fucker feels any remorse at all for saying John had it coming. Hell, even if he did feel remorse, I probably wouldn't feel any differently about him. These people make me sick.

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The Hogans Might Get Their Asses Kicked - Awesome!

I will give this guy a cookie if he kicks any of their orange asses.

AOL released a phone call from Frank Graziano to Hulk Hogan wherein Frank says some not-so-nice things about the Hulkster and his son, Queen Nicky.

You can check out the phone call here. Some radio dudes dicipher it because all the good words are beeped out. Basically he promises a lifetime of hurt and legal shit for Hulk Hogan and the entire soulless family. Which as far as Queen Nicky is concerned, is basically awesome. You can also hear Frank on a radio show in Tampa right here. He calls Queen Nicky "Nicole." Hee!

This makes me smile. Karma is a bitch, and someone give Frank a medal.

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Good God Will He STFU Already?!?!!

Nevermind the fact that dumbass needs to fire whoever let him leave the house with a bandana the same shade of putrid orange as his leather ass, I'm talking about Hulk Hogan's pathetic excuse for damage control again. The deapths of my dislike for these assholes knows no bounds.

In case you missed the show or don't care to wade through the bullshit, I thought I'd quote a few gems from the transcript at CNN.com as further proof that these people are wastes of skin.

H. HOGAN: Well, my gosh, if you rewind back to the original sentence from the judge, the judge sentenced Nick to eight months minimum security. And from the moment he was sentenced, he walked out of jail. And we were all thinking he would be in minimum security for eight months.

They took him straight to the mental part -- the mental ward of the hospital and put him in a very small padded cell. And from that padded cell, we worked all through that weekend -- because it was on a Friday, waited until the next week and we thought were having him moved to a better spot, but they moved him to a maximum security area, where most of the prisoners were altogether in cell with pods, and 10 or 15 prisoners per pod that they had the use of a phone and they could see a TV.

But Nick was moved to maximum security, but at the end of the hallway in a solitary confinement, so -- which is usually used for punishing hardened criminals.

Before anybody feels sorry for Queen Nicky, all this was because this was an adult's prison he was sentenced to, and he won't be 18 for several months and they were going to keep him in solitary until then for his own protection. Not that its going to get any safer when he's of age, but oh well.

KING: How did the drag racing occur, though?

H. HOGAN: Well, he precision drives. That's what he was doing for his career, the drifting situation. But, you know, the drag racing, we've got -- as far as the situation legally, we've got witnesses that say there was not drag racing. We've got one...

"Precision drives?" What the fuck. Call it what you like, but driving a car super-fast on city streets with the intention of getting somewhere faster than another douchebag driving fast on a city street is called DRAG RACING. ILLEGAL fucking drag racing at that. Shut the fuck up, Hulk.

Next!

HOGAN: In my mind, I believe they were not drag racing.

And in my mind, I have a pet unicorn and I am a personal assitant and nanny to Dame Goddess Angelina Jolie and personal footwasher since she's the size of a city and probably hasn't seen her feet since early in her second trimester. What's your point?

Stupid asses.

From taped phone conversation in regards to some reality show they wanna do:

HOGAN: Yes. OK, you want to do it with Pink Sneakers or you want to do it with someone else.
N. HOGAN: I want to do it where I will make the most money.

On Larry King:

HOGAN: I just wish that someone would play the two hours before, or the hour after, and please put everything into proper context.

How would the context change? What else could "I want to do it where I will make the most money" mean? Pretty fucking straight forward to me.

HOGAN: Like I said, this is in God's hand. Things happen for a reason. This is to make Nick a better person. In my belief, this is to make John a better person. It is like I said before, you know, it is god's will where we're at with this situation. I refuse to accept any negativity, any nay sayers. I firmly believe there is a plan. It is god's plan and god's will.

Because having part of your head gone and being in a semi-concious state will certainly make you "a better person."

These people have no soul. It is my belief that karma is a bitch, and she's gonna serve a pretty good smack-down on all these whores when the time comes.

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Hulk Hogan: "I Was Under a Lot of Pressure..."

Shut the hell up you orange bastard. Admit you raised two spoiled, nasty, idiot, orange children.

This is Daddy Hogan on Larry King Live with his mouthpiece lawyer whining about how the taped phone conversations between Queen Nicky and his mommy and daddy were released to the public. He tries claiming that the statements he himself made stating John Graziano basically got what he deserved were "taken out of context." What the fuck? In case anybody forgot, John is a supposed "friend" to the Hogan family who is now in a semi-comatose state and MISSING PART OF HIS HEAD because Queen Nicky got faded and raced his penis-replacement sports car and wrecked it with John as his passenger. According to Queen Nicky, John is a "negative person."

Hulk basically made the family look a million times worse. Good damage control! Way to be!

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This is Not the Type of Rape I Had in Mind

Statutory rape is boring. He'd enjoy that shit too much.

Anyways, Nick Hogan got a letter from some chick in Florida named Stephanie Ragusa, a teacher who is charged "with lewd or lascivious battery and unlawful sexual activity with a minor." She wanted to extend her support to Queen Nicky. And by "extend her support" she means "extend her hand to his pee pee."

From AP: The letter was intercepted by Pinellas County sheriff's deputies after they recognized Ragusa's name, the jail's return address and her docket number on the envelope, authorities said. Bollea, who is serving an eight-month sentence on a charge of reckless driving with serious bodily injury, was later given a copy of the letter.Ragusa, 29, is facing charges of lewd or lascivious battery and unlawful sexual activity with a minor.

What's funny is they got the letter, checked it out, but still gave a copy to Queen Nicky. Ha! Don't know why I find that amusing, but I do.

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God Was Listening After All!

So as a "result of ongoing assessments of inmate situations" Queen Nicky Hogan got moved to a cell with other juviniles. Meaning: he has roommates! Let the butt-raping begin! Woo!

That bitch is really gonna cry now!

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More Evidence of Nick Hogan's Pussy-ness

So King Pussy, well QUEEN Pussy Nick Hogan got denied by the court to spend part of his sentence at home in a freaking huge-ass mansion. I guess they figured that wasn't a fitting punishment for driving drunk, wrecking his car, and thus giving his "best friend" permanent brain damgage wherein he is now not responsive to light in his eyes or the voices of his parents. God, what assholes! It was just a car accident!

Anywho, in response to his bitching, the Sheriff's department where he is being jailed has released photos of a cell exactly like the one that Nick is being kept in. Remember him literally crying at his mother about how there's not even a window in his cell? Turns out he's a lying pussy. I know, I'm not shocked either.

The sheriff's office also released Nick's schedule:

Morning Breakfast: Approx. 3:30 a.m. in the cell

Working away from the cell in Inmate Property Section: Approximately 8:00 - 2:00 p.m. No work on Saturday and Sunday

Lunch: Approx. 10:30 a.m. - in the Inmate Property Section

Visitation: 3:00 p.m - 4:00 p.m., Tuesday, Friday and Sunday at Video Visitation booth on the floor, down the hall from his cell.

Dinner: Approx. 4:00 p.m. in the cell

Daily activities where Bollea is out of his cell also include; Attorney visits, recreation (1 hour), several daily telephone calls

Other services available to Bollea: Inmate library books are delivered, Chaplain services, inmate mail, law library materials are available by request, commissary items."

It doesn't exactly sound like a vacation, but it's JAIL. It could be a lot worse. He could be in general population, where part of his activities include being the teabaggee to a rather large, tattooed individual named Judd.

So it's safe to say I still think Nick Hogan sucks and I'm going to call him Queen Nicky from now on. Queen Nicky of the Douchebags! Yes, I like it.

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Court to Nick Hogan: Grow a Pair, Pussy!

Nick Hogan's request to serve part of his sentence at home with his mommy has been denied. His ass is still in jail. I dunno what he's bitching about. If I was that much of a pansy, I'd be damn grateful to be in solitary. Because you know there are some dudes in jail who would like to make Nicky their girlfriend. And I would pay money to see that.

In other news, John Graziano still has irreparable brain damage. So yeah. Nick does not, in case you were wondering. He's just a douchebag.

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Hogans Have No Soul. Nick Hogan Also Still a Pussy

TMZ obtained Nick Hogan's response to the lawsuit filed by John Graziano's family. In it, they basically blame everyone on earth except the drunk dumbass actually driving the car. (That would be Nick, in case you're not that quick.)

We've obtained his response to the civil lawsuit that John's family filed against the Hogans, and it's outrageous: Nick blames virtually every person on the planet -- including John himself and Daniel Jacobs, the guy whom he drag-raced to cause the crash in the first place -- but doesn't take a shred of responsibility of his own.Let's just list the ways that Nick says John put himself in danger: Not wearing a seatbelt, not getting out of the car, getting into the car in the first place.

Also, Nick has asked the court to let him serve part of his sentence at home with his mommy until he turns 18. Right now, since he's a minor, he is in solitary confinement away from the general adult population. No word on how much he would see said mommy since she likes to spend her time partying with 19-year-olds.

Says his lawyers: “current confinement is neither fair nor acceptable and creates a mental and physical health risk to a seventeen year old.”

Meh. Put him in general population. He'll be some bubba's girlfriend in 20 minutes. He'll be screaming to be put back in solitary in no time. Problem solved.

All these orange freaks are going to hell.

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Those Poor Hogans

Stupid orange freaks. They're all stupid asses, I've decided.

Brooke Hogan got into an accident and sadly, is all right and didn't sustain any injuries. She did blog about it on her MySpace, then promptly removed the stupidity. But Michael K at DListed posted it in its entirety so we can giggle together:

What happened to my brother and our friend John was horrible and very hard for both of our families. But I truly believe my brother and John saved My life and my best friends life.... I don't know if you heard, but my friend and I got into a really bad car accident today ourselves... As I turned on my car I clicked my seatbelt. As we pulled out onto the road, I looked over and realized my friend didn't have her seatbelt on. I reminded her to put it on and the minute she clicked it, a car crashed into us. It was a horrible car accident, one that most would be severely hurt in, but we had our seatbelts on and they kept us in tight. I have to thank my brother and my best friend John for teaching me an important lesson that saved our lives.

I know that because my family is under a microscope, the turn of unfortunate events are magnified and seem like they just keep on coming...And having everyone watching and commenting on our life is extremely hard. If I could stop it I would because it feels terrible. We try to stay away from it but can't help that its shoved in our faces. So please, if youre a supporter, please spread the good around cause its nice to have friends when things go awry. And for the haters, Im sure we're not the only ones you're hurting. I would hope people are never this mean to you because it makes things so much harder......You're human and so are we. Nothing different.

God Bless

Someone give this bitch an award. Once again she has to bitch about how "mean" we all are to her stupid brother. In case anyone has forgotten, that asshole got drunk, decided to drive his stupid penis replacement car, get into an illegal street race with another asshole, crash his car, and put his friend in an irreversable coma. Wow, life is hard for Nick, isn't it? Oh yeah it's rough. Poor baby had to give up 8 whole months in jail.

In case you're wondering, all respect I had for this douche is now gone.

TMZ got ahold of a couple taped phone coversations Nick had with his parents in jail. In one he is whining to his mommy about how horrible jail is and how he doesn't even have a window. He also goes on to bitch that he doesn't think it's fair that he's in jail for a "car accident." Seriously. Want to hear that stupidity? Go here. Yes, he's literally crying like a baby during it. I like that she tells him he "has to handle it" and "he can't buy his way out of it." Damn skippy, pussy man.

They got another conversation between Nick and his father Hulk wherein his father basically blamed Nick's victim, John Graziano. Seriously. Says Hulk: "God laid some heavy shit on that kid, I don't know what he was into." Wow. That's some brass ones. Nick responds with "He was a negative person."

You know what? I know a lot of fucking negative people but who the hell deserves what John got? Yeah he made the decision to get in the car with the douche, but ultimately, it was Nick's responsibility to get his passengers and himself from point A to point B safely. He broke the law, John didn't. Asshole.

In the conversation, Nick and Hulk yap about some reality deal they're set to do when the douch gets out of jail. He tells his dad to work on it so he can make the most money. Wow. Here that beauty here.

They are all assholes and karma is a bitch. That's all I'm saying.

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I'm Not the Only Bitch Who Thinks Nick Hogan Deserves to be Miserable

Over at CelebWarship, they covered the story about Nick Hogan being a pissy asshole about having to give up an entire 8 months of his life while his friend basically gave up the entire rest of his life. The comments on that story over there are quite awesome so I thought I'd give them tribute here.

AmyD says: May 21st, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Poor baby, he’s “struggling to form a sentence”. Yeah, so’s the guy you PUT INTO A COMA, you asshole.

-My thoughts exactly.


Kats says: May 22nd, 2008 at 10:31 am
Good. I hope the little entitled fucker rots.

- I love you.

Seriously, that made me happy. So I thought I'd share. In case any of you bitches think I was mean to that little pussy, then there ya go. I'm not alone!

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Excuse Me While I Get Back on My Soapbox...

Yes, THAT is what was left of the car that Nick Hogan was driving when he lost control, hit a median, flipped it, thus putting his friend in a COMA. He was drunk. His friend will be in a nursing home the rest of his life.

Nick is now being a pissy little bitch about having to serve a whole 8 fucking months in jail. Now, in case you were wondering, his friend has suffered SEVERE, PERMANENT BRAIN DAMAGE because PART OF HIS BRAIN AND SKULL ARE GONE. Want to see the damage for real? Go here to see pictures of John Graziano. I'm warning you, they are disturbing. This poor kid and his poor family.

Sorry to be a preachy bitch, but Nick was DRUNK. We DO know that driving + drunk asshole = BAD at this point right???

ZERO sympathy for this douche. I hope jail sucks and he's made someone's bitch. End of story.

Off the soapbox now and back to making fun of people.

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Nick Hogan Not Enjoying Jail

Yeah who cares. I just cannot bring forth any sort of pity for this bitch. He CHOSE to get drunk, then CHOSE to get behind the wheel, then like the dumbass that he is, RACE some bitch, and wreck his car, which left his friend with permanent brain damage. This ruined the life of his friend, and that friend's ENTIRE FAMILY. So yeah. No sympathy here for Nick Hogan.

Anyways. The NY Post says Nick isn't dealing well with prison. Well, that's the point, isn't it?

"Nick's doing really bad. He's struggling to even form a sentence," one friend said. "They have him in a cell by himself, isolated from the general population, because of threats. He didn't understand how awful jail really is until now." That will be small consolation to Graziano's relatives, who say Hogan has done very little for their son since the crash.

Once again, I just cannot feel sorry for this asshole. He did win a few points by owning up to what he did in court, but in the end, this is your punishment. Take it like a man.

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This Explains a Lot

Apparently Brooke Hogan is going nuts. This explains so much for me. Fox News is reporting that with her brother in jail, and her parents splitting up, she's taking all the shit the hardest.

Daddy Hulk Hogan thinks the reality show they did for VH1 is to blame for all the family's issues: “I was offered lots of [reality] shows when I was making my career comeback against The Rock, but I kept saying no. But years later, it was my daughter’s career and son’s racing career that we were thinking about."

"We saw the Ashlee Simpson show and Jessica Simpson’s and Lindsay Lohan on the big screen and we just didn’t haven’t a vehicle to compete, but I considered it, because this time it was about the Hogan family rather than Hulk Hogan; they all wanted to do it and I tried to warn them about what they were in for. Now look what happened.”

Yeah because these shows always worked out SO WELL for these people's personal lives. Chestica Simpson and Nick Lachey split up. Nobody cared about Ashlee Simpson before or after her damn show. Jack and Kelly Osbourne have battled with drug and alcohol addiction. Reality TV is awesome, folks.

Gimmie a break. Own up to what you've all done. Reality TV did NOT make Nick wreck his car. His dumbness and the fact that he was legally drunk did that. Reality TV did NOT make Hulk go screw his 20-something daughter's friend thus ending his marriage of like 15-some-odd years. Idiots.

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Nick Hogan to Spend 8 Months in Jail

Only 8 months?!?! Seriously this little douche put a guy in a coma. This poor man is gonna spend the rest of his life in a nursing home, and all Nick gets is 8 fucking months??

In case you don't remember, Nick Hogan got liquored up and thought he should drive his car and then race said car. He got into a horrible accident, which gave his friend irreversable brain damage.

Anyways, for some reason, they let his dumbass sister Brooke talk in court. She stood up and cried about "this is why she hates being a celebrity." Yeah, because she's a selfish bitch like that.

Before being sentenced, Nick got to speak to the judge. He was pretty mature about his guilt, though I'll give him that. He said in part: "I'll never, ever be able to tell John 'sorry' enough times to make up for what happened on Aug. 26. I loved John to death. He was like my oldest brother and my best friend. I'm ready to take my punishment."

He's to go to jail immediately.

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