The People at Bonnaroo Rock

Kanye West acted like an asshole, so they called him on it. Pure awesome.

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Hogans Have No Soul. Nick Hogan Also Still a Pussy

TMZ obtained Nick Hogan's response to the lawsuit filed by John Graziano's family. In it, they basically blame everyone on earth except the drunk dumbass actually driving the car. (That would be Nick, in case you're not that quick.)

We've obtained his response to the civil lawsuit that John's family filed against the Hogans, and it's outrageous: Nick blames virtually every person on the planet -- including John himself and Daniel Jacobs, the guy whom he drag-raced to cause the crash in the first place -- but doesn't take a shred of responsibility of his own.Let's just list the ways that Nick says John put himself in danger: Not wearing a seatbelt, not getting out of the car, getting into the car in the first place.

Also, Nick has asked the court to let him serve part of his sentence at home with his mommy until he turns 18. Right now, since he's a minor, he is in solitary confinement away from the general adult population. No word on how much he would see said mommy since she likes to spend her time partying with 19-year-olds.

Says his lawyers: “current confinement is neither fair nor acceptable and creates a mental and physical health risk to a seventeen year old.”

Meh. Put him in general population. He'll be some bubba's girlfriend in 20 minutes. He'll be screaming to be put back in solitary in no time. Problem solved.

All these orange freaks are going to hell.

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Sharon Stone is an Asshole

The blurry thing over her crotchal area is covering up the fact that Sharon Stone is airing out her mangy vagina. If you care to see that sort of thing, I'm sure the original picture is still on IDLYITW somewhere. Or you could just go rent Basic Instinct 2. I think she flashes the old pussy in that piece of trash a couple times.

Anywho, she's an asshole. Remember the earthquakes in China? So far they've killed 67,183, injured more than 300,000, 15 million people have lost their homes, and nearly 21,000 are unaccounted for. But hey, don't feel sorry for them. It's their own fault giant earthquakes shook them up, according to Stone.

"I'm not happy about the way that the Chinese are treating the Tibetans because I don't think anyone should be unkind to anyone else," she told reporters at Cannes. "And so I have been very concerned about how to think and what to do because I don't like that." She said she's also been wondering how the United States should handle the Olympics because China is "not being nice to the Dalai Lama, who's a good friend of mine." When the earthquake hit, Stone wondered if it was a case of what goes around, comes around. "Then all this earthquake and all this stuff happened, and I thought, is that karma? When you're not nice, that the bad things happen to you?"

So yeah. Asshole. Not that I especially liked her in the first place, but this just puts that in stone. Remember that karma thing you were talking about, bitch? It works both ways. That's all I'm sayin.'

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Those Poor Hogans

Stupid orange freaks. They're all stupid asses, I've decided.

Brooke Hogan got into an accident and sadly, is all right and didn't sustain any injuries. She did blog about it on her MySpace, then promptly removed the stupidity. But Michael K at DListed posted it in its entirety so we can giggle together:

What happened to my brother and our friend John was horrible and very hard for both of our families. But I truly believe my brother and John saved My life and my best friends life.... I don't know if you heard, but my friend and I got into a really bad car accident today ourselves... As I turned on my car I clicked my seatbelt. As we pulled out onto the road, I looked over and realized my friend didn't have her seatbelt on. I reminded her to put it on and the minute she clicked it, a car crashed into us. It was a horrible car accident, one that most would be severely hurt in, but we had our seatbelts on and they kept us in tight. I have to thank my brother and my best friend John for teaching me an important lesson that saved our lives.

I know that because my family is under a microscope, the turn of unfortunate events are magnified and seem like they just keep on coming...And having everyone watching and commenting on our life is extremely hard. If I could stop it I would because it feels terrible. We try to stay away from it but can't help that its shoved in our faces. So please, if youre a supporter, please spread the good around cause its nice to have friends when things go awry. And for the haters, Im sure we're not the only ones you're hurting. I would hope people are never this mean to you because it makes things so much harder......You're human and so are we. Nothing different.

God Bless

Someone give this bitch an award. Once again she has to bitch about how "mean" we all are to her stupid brother. In case anyone has forgotten, that asshole got drunk, decided to drive his stupid penis replacement car, get into an illegal street race with another asshole, crash his car, and put his friend in an irreversable coma. Wow, life is hard for Nick, isn't it? Oh yeah it's rough. Poor baby had to give up 8 whole months in jail.

In case you're wondering, all respect I had for this douche is now gone.

TMZ got ahold of a couple taped phone coversations Nick had with his parents in jail. In one he is whining to his mommy about how horrible jail is and how he doesn't even have a window. He also goes on to bitch that he doesn't think it's fair that he's in jail for a "car accident." Seriously. Want to hear that stupidity? Go here. Yes, he's literally crying like a baby during it. I like that she tells him he "has to handle it" and "he can't buy his way out of it." Damn skippy, pussy man.

They got another conversation between Nick and his father Hulk wherein his father basically blamed Nick's victim, John Graziano. Seriously. Says Hulk: "God laid some heavy shit on that kid, I don't know what he was into." Wow. That's some brass ones. Nick responds with "He was a negative person."

You know what? I know a lot of fucking negative people but who the hell deserves what John got? Yeah he made the decision to get in the car with the douche, but ultimately, it was Nick's responsibility to get his passengers and himself from point A to point B safely. He broke the law, John didn't. Asshole.

In the conversation, Nick and Hulk yap about some reality deal they're set to do when the douch gets out of jail. He tells his dad to work on it so he can make the most money. Wow. Here that beauty here.

They are all assholes and karma is a bitch. That's all I'm saying.

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Howard Stern is an Asshole

I know, the title is pretty straightforward and mean. But he is. I mean, who the fuck picks on Dolly Parton? She wouldn't kill a fly. Not even with one giant boob. She's always been sweet and I love her. Kill me.

Anyways. He did a segment on an audio book Dolly did and with the use of some creative editing, made it sound like she'd said some pretty nasty things. For example: "Kenny Rogers smells like boy cum." The rest of the audio is above, courtesy of YouTube for however long they leave it up.

Amusing, yes. But not something that Dolly would ever say in a million years. Most people know this. But Stern still deserves punishment for being a dick.

From Dolly's statement: "I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life. I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing. Please accept my apology for them and certainly know I had nothing to do with this. If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it's going to be over this. Just wanted you to know that I am completely devastated by this."

I hope she sues. Any judge would side with her. She's Dolly Parton, dude! Some things are just sacred. Don't eff with Dolly. That is all.

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Chestica Not Only Probably Dumped, But Really Bad in Bed

No picture because Blogger needs it's head examined too.

So according to an email sent to the hos at The Superficial, Tony Romo not only dumped Chestica whilst drunk, he also humiliated her and made fun of her skills in the sack.

From the email: Tony Romo was in town, and he was bar hopping with some buddies of his from Chicago. He had the nerve to put Jessica on speakerphone and talk about their sex life with all his guys listening and laughing at her. Not only is this girl dumb, but she is completely self conscious about her bedroom skills. After a few too many drinks, he told everyone he and Jessica are over. They are taking a "break." He could never see himself being serious and marrying this girl. He's just having fun with her. It's funny everyone is talking about them getting married when they are completely over. Sorry Jessica, Tony had his fun with you, and now is on to bigger and better things.

Yes, bigger and better things. Because he's so fucking mature that he does that to a woman. Yes, she is dumb. We get it. But no reason to fucking humiliate the bitch in front of your drunken retarded buddies. God what an asshole.

Anyways I'm gonna stop since I just realized I'm now standing up for Big Boobs Simpson. First Britney Spears, now this? I need my head examined. Be back soon!