Monday, March 27, 2006

TomKitten Happening??



So that sign says:

"Be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable."

It's on the front gates of Tom Cruise's mansion. The deal with birthing scientologists is you can't yell, or use pain meds because that would mess with the baby's mind or something. And anybody around the laboring mother has to be all slow so as to not startle the mother, as if she's a hungry polar bear at the zoo, or some shit. I don't get those freaks, but still.

That random pic of Katie out all on her lonesome was taken the other night, after her baby shower at the Scientology center. I have NO idea why she's out ALONE unless she was trying to make a break for it. In which case I woulda told her, "Lose the pillow! You can get away faster!" Or if she's really actually preggers, then she was probably trying to induce labor through walking. A lot of women will do that, go on a walk when they'd like to get the whole process going. But I find it hard to believe the Couch Jumper would allow his incubator to go out all by herself. Hard telling.

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