Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Chestica Wants to Buy a Kid


Well not really, but she wants to adopt. Hasn't someone told her that means she'd have to take care of it? Not stick it in a Louis Vuitton dog carrier and tote it around looking cute? That means, up all night, cleaning runny noses, cleaning up vomit, the whole deal.

This is so something Pa Simpson is doing to make her look better. He wants her to be the next Angelina Jolie. Well that ony works because Angie actually HAS a heart. If someone gives Chestica a kid, I will cry.

Source: http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/P/PEOPLE_SIMPSON?SITE=NYNYD&SECTION=US&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

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