Tuesday, March 28, 2006

This Dude Thinks He's the Next Hef


This dude is Joe Francis. He started the whole Girls Gone Wild thing. Which is basically, where drunk college chicks flash a dude with a camera for free tshirts and hats and shit. If they're drunk enough, they'll finger their sorority sister in the shower or something. It's dumb, but I'm SO waiting for some horny old man to buy a video, sit down ready to wank, and see his college daughter on spring break flapping her boobies in the wind for a free shirt.

Anywho. The movies have made Joe a very rich man. He seems to think he can buy the Playboy empire. Yeah. I see that happening. Dumbass. The Hef ain't hangin' up the robe til he's in the ground, man.

Link: http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/61573.htm

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