So Kevin Smith, one of my favorite moviemakers, was at some college telling stories, and talked about how Jason Mewes (who plays Jay in the films) was a heroin addict, and only recently kicked the habit. Which is great. But then Kevin goes into detail about Jay's new sex life. With Nicole Richie. Say it with me kids, "Ewww!"
From the source: "Jay used to be a hardcore heroin addict, but when he finally officially cleaned up about 3 years ago, he started getting way more ass.
"I fuck a lot more," Smith said Mewes said, "and remember it more. But I fuck a lot shorter too." Apparently one of his remembered sexcapades was everyone's favorite walking stick, Nicole Richie, who, and I quote, "pulled Jay into a bathroom and just sat on his dick and started going at it." While he ejaculated in approximately 30 seconds and it was "running all over her back," she didn't notice because she "had had a few drinks or something." By "drinks," I'm sure he was meant "blow" but didn't say it since that would have been a confusingly false sex pun."
Yeah I hope that's just a bunch of made up shit, because that is nasty. I mean, Jason Mewes is no Trent Reznor but seriously? Playing Jay HAS to get you better ass than Nicole Richie. Icky.
Source: http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/6064384.html?mode=reply
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