Tori Amos Interview with Rolling Stone Magazine

Another lovely interview with The Goddess Tori Amos! This time with Rolling Stone Magazine. As usual, it's a very good read.

RS: http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/9549653/tori_amos_talks_in_tongues?rnd=1143829028015&has-player=true&version=6.0.12.1212

Courtney Love Sells Out

That old hag Courtney Love has sold 25% of the 98% share she holds on the Nirvana catalog to Larry Mestel of Primary Wave Music Publishing, who used to work for Virgin Records.

The other TWO percent is owned by the actual MEMBERS of Nirvana, Dave Grohl and Krist Novoloselic. The world is not fair.

Source: http://jam.canoe.ca/Music/2006/03/31/1514161-ca.html

Carmen Elektra Shows Off Her Vah-Jay-Jay On Leno

So Carmen's come out recently to say her marriage to Dave Navarro has had it's bumps, but the rumors that they were splitting are so not true.

She went on Leno talking about some circus sex class she was taking, and for some reason decided to do a little demonstration on the chair, much to Rob Schnieder's delight. Leno looked perplexed.

Source: http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/comments/carmen_electra_has_gone_bonkers/

'Basic Instinct 2' Opens to Crappy Reviews

Yeah I watched a preview a while back. Lots of sex, but looked boring. The review I posted at the bottom calls her character a "campy nightmare." Hee.

Source: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12067277/

Matt LeBlanc and Wife File for Divorce

Too bad too. These two were cute together. Apparently they separated after his show, Joey, got the axe in January.

Source: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12084285/

More Details About Naomi Beating Down Random People

So here's the supposed deal with the whole beat-down. Naomi Campbell was getting ready to go tape a show for Oprah and couldn't find her favorite pair of jeans. She asked her victim-to-be, Ana Scolvino if she knew where they were. Thing is, bitch has a maid for every floor of her stupid house. Ana was a maid for the floor that did not include her wardrobe, so she told her she had no idea where they were. Naomi went off the deep end, and hurled a crystal encrusted Blackberry phone at Ana's head, leaving a 3 inch gash.

Naomi is officially the craziest bitch out there.

Source: http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/03/naomi-will-only-beat-you-down-with.html

Kimora Lee Simmons and Russell Simmons Announce Split

These two split up. Darn.

Source: http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1178541,00.html

I say again, WHERE IS TOMKITTEN?!?!?!

Naomi Gets Her Ass Arrested

Naomi Campbell's been arrested for attacking ANOTHER assistant. Allegedly, she threw something at the woman, who had to seek medical attention.

According to TMZ:
"Naomi Campbell has been arrested for allegedly assaulting her assistant.
NYPD sources tell TMZ that the model was arrested at her home and taken to the Midtown North Precinct -- As of 12:20 PM EST, Thursday, Campbell was still there."

Naomi's spokeswhore had this to say:
"We believe this is a case of retaliation, because Naomi had fired her housekeeper earlier this morning. We are confident the courts will see it the same way."

Excuse me while I die laughing. This is the highlight of my day. Naomi Campbell must be like working for fucking Cruella DeMille or some shit. She is MEAN! Who the hell would volunteer to work for her now? She's never gonna be able to hire a SOUL.

Dlisted: http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/03/breaking-naomi-campbell-arrested.html

TMZ: http://tmz.aol.com/article2?id=20060330122009990001

Nicolette's Ex is Pissy

Nicolette Sheridan's ex is in a bad mood. He had this to say about his ex-fiancee who is now with Michael Bolton:

"I guess she's sexy on-screen, but definately not in a real-life relationship. She uses her seuxality to get her what she wants and as soon as the ring is on her finger, she stops wanting to have sex. She's afraid of commitment."

Aww, someone's jealous. The ex, Nicklas Soderblom, goes on to say that he "feels sorry" for Bolton because he doesn't think they'll work. What a sissy boy. Yeah, there's really nothing to talk about today.

Source: http://gabsmash.blogspot.com/2006/03/sheridans-ex-speaks-up.html

WHERE THE HELL IS TOMKITTEN ALREADY????

Where is TomKitten??

Must be taking Tom longer to buy a baby than he originally thought it would. Or if she's really preggo, then she's sitting there, ready to kill. Silent birth? Bitch, please. And by bitch, I mean that midget. I'd like to see him shit something the size of a watermellon out his ass. Oh wait, he might like that.

Okay folks, I have a head cold. And DayQuil + Coffee = WEEEEEEEE!

Just so you know. Yeah.

Just...wow.

So everyone knows David Arquette. He's a bit odd, married to Courtney Cox. He has siblings. There's Patricia Arquette. She did Stigmata.

Then there's Alexis. Yeah. He/She was on VH1's The Surreal Life and told one of her/his roommates that she/he had a huge schlong, but she was gonna have the sex change surgery, so if the roommate wanted to use it, she'd better hurry up.

Well I guess she had the surgery and is officially a she now. In the links, is some pics of Alexis and what she used to rock, pre-surgery. Man, almost a waste. Also, pics are NOT SAFE FOR WORK! Which should go without saying, but hey.

Link: http://jocelynsspace.blogspot.com/2006/03/courteney-cox-and-david-arquette-head.html

'Nother Link: http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/03/give-it-to-me.html

Lewis the Nasty Kitty

No, Janice Dickenson did not name her vah-jay-jay Lewis. I'm talking about a kitty who has a restraining order. Yes folks, that is one mean cat.

Watch the video. It's great. The neighbor is all "His M.O. is he jumps on you..." CATS don't have fucking M.O.'s people. It's a CAT. It jumps on you, throw it on the ground, say "NO MORE CATNIP FOR YOU, LEWIS!" Bitch, please.

Video and story: http://wcbstv.com/local/local_story_087170103.html

Chestica Wants to Buy a Kid

Well not really, but she wants to adopt. Hasn't someone told her that means she'd have to take care of it? Not stick it in a Louis Vuitton dog carrier and tote it around looking cute? That means, up all night, cleaning runny noses, cleaning up vomit, the whole deal.

This is so something Pa Simpson is doing to make her look better. He wants her to be the next Angelina Jolie. Well that ony works because Angie actually HAS a heart. If someone gives Chestica a kid, I will cry.

Source: http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/P/PEOPLE_SIMPSON?SITE=NYNYD&SECTION=US&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Tom Gives Katie an iPod

When you're a freak - I mean, a SCIENTOLOGIST - and you are in labor, you can't yell or have pain meds to you don't tramatize the baby. So Tom Cruise have Katie Holmes an iPod with a bunch of her favorite calming songs so she could listen to it on EARPHONES and shut up while she shoves out his kid. Or really, the alien baby.

Source: http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006140361,00.html

KFed Names His Poop

His album is gonna be called Playing with Fire. And it's going to suck more than anything has ever sucked before.

Source: http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1177894,00.html

This Dude Thinks He's the Next Hef

This dude is Joe Francis. He started the whole Girls Gone Wild thing. Which is basically, where drunk college chicks flash a dude with a camera for free tshirts and hats and shit. If they're drunk enough, they'll finger their sorority sister in the shower or something. It's dumb, but I'm SO waiting for some horny old man to buy a video, sit down ready to wank, and see his college daughter on spring break flapping her boobies in the wind for a free shirt.

Anywho. The movies have made Joe a very rich man. He seems to think he can buy the Playboy empire. Yeah. I see that happening. Dumbass. The Hef ain't hangin' up the robe til he's in the ground, man.

Link: http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/61573.htm

Wilmer Makes Some Big Claims

So Wilmer Valderamalamadingdong was on Howard Stern the other day yapping about his sex life. He claims Lindsay Lohan was the best he's ever had, and that Asslee Simpson is a screamer. Somehow, I always knew that.

He also claims he's MORE than 8 inches below the belt. To that I say, prove it. If the Fall Out Boy can, so can you.

Source: http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/03/28/valderrama_spills_hollywood_se_1.html

So Close...Yet So Far....

Nine Inch Nails is in Wichita, Kansas tonight. But that's a two hour drive from me, and I cannot foot that gas bill. Plus, that shit is sold out. Nuts. I miss Trent Reznor once again. Aw, he's waving at me in the new piccy on nin.com!

Piccy: http://www.nin.com/current/photos/3_25_06.jpg

More Kevin Smith Goodness

So someone asked the broomstick Nicole Richie about Kevin Smith claiming she pulled Jason Mewes into a bathroom to do sex with him. Her spokesbitch had this to say:

"She didn't know his real name till I explained, then said: 'I met him but, ewwwww! Are you kidding me? I've never ever had sex with him.'"

Yeah like she'd remember. She was probably coked out at the time. Or at least delirious from lack of food.

Also in this article, it says Kevin Smith hates Reese Witherspoon.

Says Kevin: "I did vote for her for 'Walk the Line' because she was so good," Smith confided. "I forgot how much I hated that c—!"

Wow them's strong words.

Link: http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/403376p-341659c.html

Happy Birthday Quentin!!!

Quentin Tarantino, turns 43 years-old today. I'm gonna go home and watch From Dusk Til Dawn, Resivoir Dogs, and both Kill Bill flicks in his honor. This dude rocks. Freaking crazy genious.

Other celeb birthdays today: http://www.usatoday.com/life/celebrity-birthday.htm

TomKitten Happening??

So that sign says:

"Be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable."

It's on the front gates of Tom Cruise's mansion. The deal with birthing scientologists is you can't yell, or use pain meds because that would mess with the baby's mind or something. And anybody around the laboring mother has to be all slow so as to not startle the mother, as if she's a hungry polar bear at the zoo, or some shit. I don't get those freaks, but still.

That random pic of Katie out all on her lonesome was taken the other night, after her baby shower at the Scientology center. I have NO idea why she's out ALONE unless she was trying to make a break for it. In which case I woulda told her, "Lose the pillow! You can get away faster!" Or if she's really actually preggers, then she was probably trying to induce labor through walking. A lot of women will do that, go on a walk when they'd like to get the whole process going. But I find it hard to believe the Couch Jumper would allow his incubator to go out all by herself. Hard telling.

Link: http://p102.ezboard.com/ffreekatiefrm7.showMessage?topicID=1585.topic

More linkage: http://p099.ezboard.com/fjjboardfrm12.showMessage?topicID=109134.topic

GO VOTE RIGHT NOW!!!

And vote for Christopher Meloni!!! Don't ask why, just know you are under the spell of the Ass of Life!!! The hotness compells you!!!!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4043608/

This is Hilarious!

A Pink is the New Blog reader sent that screen cap to Trent, owner and author of PitNB. Apparently, the reader was doing a search on Yahoo! and Pink was credited as being written by our own lovely and talented Trent REZNOR. Which is hilarious. I love the real Pink Trent's photoshop job. I heart you, Trent, Pinkness of Power!

http://trent.blogspot.com/

The Dent Will Be No More!!!

For as long as I've been familiar with the ol' internet, I've checked with The Dent for my Tori Amos news. The owner has announced that as of May 5th of this year, he will stop updating the website. It'll still remain up for research purposes, but it will not be updated.

http://www.thedent.com/index.php

Yeah I'll Bet She Throws it All Up

Nicole Richie supposedly claims she loves junk food like Taco Bell and other fast food items. Riiiight.

Link: http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Nicole%20Richie%20s%20fast%20food%20love-9171.html

Courtney Love and Frances Bean at L.A.'s Fashion Week

For once, Courtney's not wearing Old Lady Clothes! Frances Bean must've finally got through to her.

Source: http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/03/courtney-frances.html

Kevin Gives Out Waaaay Too Much Info

So Kevin Smith, one of my favorite moviemakers, was at some college telling stories, and talked about how Jason Mewes (who plays Jay in the films) was a heroin addict, and only recently kicked the habit. Which is great. But then Kevin goes into detail about Jay's new sex life. With Nicole Richie. Say it with me kids, "Ewww!"

From the source: "Jay used to be a hardcore heroin addict, but when he finally officially cleaned up about 3 years ago, he started getting way more ass.

"I fuck a lot more," Smith said Mewes said, "and remember it more. But I fuck a lot shorter too." Apparently one of his remembered sexcapades was everyone's favorite walking stick, Nicole Richie, who, and I quote, "pulled Jay into a bathroom and just sat on his dick and started going at it." While he ejaculated in approximately 30 seconds and it was "running all over her back," she didn't notice because she "had had a few drinks or something." By "drinks," I'm sure he was meant "blow" but didn't say it since that would have been a confusingly false sex pun."

Yeah I hope that's just a bunch of made up shit, because that is nasty. I mean, Jason Mewes is no Trent Reznor but seriously? Playing Jay HAS to get you better ass than Nicole Richie. Icky.

Source: http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/6064384.html?mode=reply

Carmen and Dave Really Split??

MORE rumors that Dave Navarro and Carmen Elecktra have split. Too bad too, these guys were cute together!

Link: http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/carmen-electra/carmen-electra-and-dave-navarro-are-so-dunzo-001045

EEEP!!!

Yeah, if I wasn't happy and secure in my choice to be pro-choice before, this shit just cements it.

That picture is supposed to be a statue of Britney Spears birthing Sean Preston on a bearskin rug. It's at some Pro-Lifer's building.

"Dedication of the life-sized statue celebrates the recent birth of Spears' baby boy, Sean, and applauds her decision of placing family before career. "A superstar at Britney's young age having a child is rare in today's celebrity culture. This dedication honors Britney for the rarity of her choice and bravery of her decision," said gallery co-director, Lincoln Capla. The dedication includes materials provided by Manhattan Right To Life Committee.

"Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston," believed Pro-Life's first monument to the 'act of giving birth,' is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears' pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean's head."

Ew. Glad the photos don't show that part. Seriously, people. Give me a break. That is the most God-awful tackiest piece of "art" I've ever seen.

Link: http://www.send2press.com/newswire/2006-03-0322-003.shtml

No TomKitten Yet!

The rumor yesterday was wrong! No TomKitten yet!

Link: http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/03/tomkitten-is-not-here-yet.html

New Blog Site With Questionable Name...

I found a new bloggy site, curtiesy of Trent over at Pink is the New Blog. The name sorta freaks me out, since I'm a HUGE Kurt Cobain fan, but it seems all in jest. And I love that tongue-in-cheek attitude. And it helps that the first post I read is anti-Tori Spelling. That rocks. Check it out.

Newness!
http://cobaininacoma.blogspot.com/

Did Isaac Hayes Actually Quit???

Missed the new South Park yesterday, but apparently Chef met a rather sad but final demise. He fell of a bridge, and a half a dozen other things happened, so he's pretty well gone.

However, rumor has it that while Hayes was on hiatis while in hospital for a stroke, somoene from the local Scientology center posed as Hayes and sent in his resignation over the whole Scientology episode. Supposedly, Hayes is hella pissed because he really had no problem with the episode, and enjoys his job, and needs the income. Hmm...

Link: http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1175979,00.html

Vin Diesel is Cute

Lookit him!! He's a widdle cutie pie that can whoop your ass with one hand tied behind his cute widdle back.

Seriously, though. That's Vin Diesel in the new Details mag. He looks cute!

Link: http://rosiedemario.blogspot.com/2006/03/vin-diesel-sounds-little-like-mel.html

This is Why Tom Cruise Annoys Me

This is true shit. This woman's 28-year-old schizophrenic son stabbed her 77 times then watched her bleed to death. He was deemed as nuts and not knowing what he was doing, so he's in a psych ward somewhere and not jail. The son, Jeremy was a strict Scientologist, and the mother was a counsilor for the church. The picture is an ad in LA Weekly.

Jeremy was untreated, all his mother was giving him was vitamins, as per the church orders. He had gone out to California to do church stuff, but was sent home because of his mental problems. After he went nuts and killed his mother, the church covered up the fact that Jeremy had ever been a devout Scientologist. Then, as the church ordered, the family pulled away from what happened, I guess pretending that Jeremy never existed. That's some bullshit.

So yeah. Thanks, Scientology. And Tom Cruise. I knew they were a bunch of morons. This stuff just makes that feeling pretty well a proven fact.

Source: http://www.glitteratigossip.com/glitterati/2006/03/thanks_tom_crui.html

More Info: http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/JeremyPerkins/

Wooo Trent!

Apparently I missed some shiz on nin.com when I was at my second job last night.

From the "TR" section of the site:
[03_21_2006]
OK enough!Your 15 minutes are up!

It DID make for some interesting BB reading on an otherwise dull day, though.But seriously, if you're going to throw some punches you may get hit back. Fuck the "high ground" - this is the internet, remember?
8:37pm_PST

Woo! Okay Trent hurry up and get them to put up your new video for Every Day is Exactly the Same. K? Thanks.

I apologize for the lack of Trent picture with this post. Blogger still hates me.

Source: http://www.nin.com/tr/index.php

TomKat to De-Pillow??!??!?

So, over at Pink is the New Blog someone sent an odd message to Trent the author of PitNB to tell him that they heard Katie Holmes was in Ohio birthing the TomKitten and that Couch Jumper was on his way. Yesterday, they were in California at some Yahoo! thing.

Hmm...will keep you posted.

Source: http://trent.blogspot.com/

Some piccys of TomKat at the Yahoo! thingie. Once again, Blogger hates me and won't post pictures:
http://flickr.com/photos/tags/tomcruise/

Gwen Stefani is Still Cute

Gwennie is still cute and pregnant. Shoes are kinda weird though.

Source: http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/03/maybe-shes-covering-up-her-foot-warts.html

Courtney Love and Frances Bean

Frances Bean Cobain and Courtney Love in Beverly Hills, CA. Frances looks cute, I love her shoes. But her mother looks a hot mess, as usual.

Source: http://p099.ezboard.com/fjjboardfrm12.showMessage?topicID=108444.topic

Trent Sounds Off!

In my normal daily visit to www.nin.com I noticed there was finally SOMETHING in the "TR" section wherein Trent posts his thoughts. Today, his subject was ex-drummer Jerome and his new project:

(Info. about Jerome's new band: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1526654/20060320/story.jhtml )

Anywho, on to Trent:

[03_21_2006]
A few thoughts / corrections on Jerome Dillon's latest press attempt to create interest in his project:First, the facts:I was impressed with his demos that ended up being his record. I thought the choice of using Claudia was fantastic - I love her voice.I did not offer to produce his record.I did not attempt or ask to use any of his tracks for the "Tapeworm" project (which was long dead by the time I heard his music).His recollection of the events leading to his departure from the band is once again inaccurate.

Now I venture into commentary:Jerome continuously has to see himself as the victim in all circumstances. He lives in a world where he is always being wronged by someone or something. That could be me, that could be management, that could be his drum tech, that could be the girl who mistakenly washed his permanent press designer jeans, that could be the person that didn't cook his chicken properly before the show, or that could be the record label that wont give him tour support for his new band to play a show. On that topic, what in the hell do you need tour support for? You're a new band with no record sales yet... do what any new band does - practice in the garage, pack your shit in the car, play a goddamned show and quit whining about it.
p.s. You look like an asshole in your picture.
2:05pm_PST

Oooh! Yeah. I heart Trent for that reason. You tell 'em, baby!

Source: http://www.nin.com/tr/index.php

GET IN MAH BELLY!!!

This is the best picture ever. That dude is totally about to eat Jay-Z and Beyonce like a nacho. And Jay-Z looks like he smells something funky,

Piccy: http://gabsmash.blogspot.com/2006/03/i-eat-nets-for-breakfast.html

Jennifer Aniston Cleaning House

So, Jennifer Aniston left some clothes off at a charity shop in California. Apparently, these clothes used to belong to ex-hubby Brad Pitt. An employee dumped them in with some other clothes to be sorted before they realized who the donor was. So they don't know exactly what Jen brought.

Shockingly, Jennifer didn't regale them with a drawn out, sappy, little commentary about how she is "strong" and "she is so over him" and all that dumb shit she's spitting at journalists lately.

Source: http://www.sky.com/showbiz/article/0,,50001-1216028,00.html

South Park vs. Scientology, Round TWO!!

Season premere of South Park's season nine is set to debut tomorrow. Chef returns, only to leave, obviously, and they take a few more potshots at Tom Cruise.

So far,
South Park: 2
Scientology: 0

Source: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/61298.htm

Courtney Needed More Money for Crack

So this is God-awful. That's supposed to be a Kurt Cobain action figure. I could do that with some clay and fingernail polish. I would've posted a picture, but the Blogger is as usual, being a bastard. Both links below have pictures of this monstrousity.

Sad thing is, I'm a pathetic loser and I freaking LOVED Nirvana so I'd probably buy that shit. Especially if I found out the money was NOT going to Courtney Love.

Press release of stupidity: http://www.necaonline.com/cobainnews1.html

Article: http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/6021087.html#cutid1

Thank You, Thank You, Thank You!!!

For THAT PICTURE!

Yes, that picture warrants it's own post. Because it showcases not only the hotness that are Trent Reznor's arms, but the perfect ass. Yeah, I'm superficial right now, but seriously. The man is GORGEOUS!

STILL no video up for Every Day is Exactly the Same. Dammit.

Piccy Source: http://www.nin.com/current/photos/3_19_06.jpg

It's a Boy!

The Donald and wife Melania welcomed a baby boy into the world.

From the article: "It's a beautiful baby and she's a beautiful mother," says the 59-year-old Apprentice star.

Also according to the article, they named him Barron William Trump. In other articles I've read, they hadn't announced a name yet, so that may not be right.

Source: http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1174769,00.html

No Brangelina Wedding AGAIN

Yeah, if I was Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, I would've started all those wedding rumors, got all the reporters and paparazzi in a fit, just to get a laugh. I'll bet it was some giant joke thought up by Brad and George Clooney. Those two reportedly like practical jokes.

Supposedly, Brangelina was supposed to get hitched at Clooney's crib in Italy. It didn't happen. Who cares? Leave 'em alone. You know they'll get hitched all secret-like and nobody will know about it for like a month.

Source: http://www.hecklerspray.com/hecklerspray/2006/03/brad_pitt_and_a_1.html

South Park v. Scientology, Round One!

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!"

That's from a statement Trey Parker and Matt Stone made regarding Tom Cruise getting a re-run yanked due to it taking the piss out of Scientology and Tom Cruise himself. Last week, Isaac Hayes quit, citing he was tired of their intolerance and bigotry, but Parker and Stone called shenanigans on that.

From their statement on Hayes' leaving: "This is 100% having to do with his faith in Scientology...He has no problem — and he's cashed plenty of checks — with our show making fun of Christians."

Personally, I'm on their side. South Park is about having fun and messing with people. If you get mad at them, it doesn't really bother them. You just make their point for them. And besides, they're right most of the time!

Source: http://www.usatoday.com/life/television/news/2006-03-17-south-park-scientology_x.htm