According to EVERYONE, Britney Spears has found her brain amid the cheetos, and has filed for divorce from that laughing stock that is Kevin Federline. The website TMZ.com has copies of the magical paperwork.
Spears filed legal papers today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.
As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Sept. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees.
Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible revamped physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman's show. Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather, it was "a string of events."
She dropped the weight, but grew a brain. Thank GOD. Now would someone please tell his dumb ass to stay the hell off the WWE? His helping out in the con that cost my darling John Cena his championship makes me quite angry, and I know I'm not the only one. Stupid wannabe rapper who cannot even tour since ticket sales are laughably bad.
So therefore, it is with great joy and glee that I tell Mr. Federline:
"GET THEE TO HAS-BEEN LAND AND BOTHER US NO MORE!"
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