Britney boobs picture source: http://dlisted.com/2006/11/07/wonky-boobs/
So according to an annoymous reader of Michael K's over at DListed, the whole divorce thing is just to "scare" KFed into behaving.
According to the "source:" MK – Don’t believe the Britney divorce. I’m sort of in with her circle of friends and I know for a fact she’s not going to leave him. She’s just doing this to scare him and gain some sympathy votes from the media. She went on Letterman, cause Kevin thought she was at the hotel crying over him. She is using the divorce to scare him. They are already talking to each other and texting all the time on their mobiles. She always threatened divorce on him and he never believed her. She’s hoping he will change his ways. I think she also knows that this can change her image and is using it. They will get back together. Shit, I wouldn’t be surprised if they are already back together.
If this is true, then someone needs to sit Britney down and let her know that you cannot change a man. Once the fear of losing his cash cow passes and he's comfy again, he'll be partying and spending her money again. It won't be long 'til she's sitting at home, pregnant and miserable.
That being said, if this shit is false, Britney can eat shit. I won't root for her dumb ass anymore.
Source: http://dlisted.com/2006/11/07/rumorz-is-this-britney-divorce-thing-fake/
NEXT!
If the divorce is in fact happening, then THANK GOD they signed a prenup. KFed or FedEx, whatever you'd like to call him, won't walk away with too much.
According to Best Week Ever:
- K-Fed won’t touch a penny of Britney’s money. All the millions belonging to Britney will stay that way.
- The mansion will be divided 50/50.
- Any gift given worth over $10,000 will go back to the original purchaser. This includes a custom-built motorcycle Brit gave K-Fed for Christmas 2 years ago.
- She will still support him for a little while longer. Brit will pay Kevin $30,000 a month for the period of time that is half the length of their marriage.
- Spears won’t pay child support. Federline is still responsible for supporting his other two children with previous baby momma Shar Jackson.
How sweet is that? None of those damn cars he mooched off her will he get to keep. Bitch will be tooling around in a tired-ass Buick when this shit is over. Oh God let it be true! I'd pay to see that shit!
Source: http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1555
AND FINALLY!
Apparently, it would seem that FedEx found out his shit was getting divorced by text message! How effing hot is that! He was taping a show for MuchMusic where he was yapping about the shit he "owns" and how Britney is his "number one fan." Then he's eating dinner, and reads on his stupid Sidekick phone that he's getting shitcanned. His expression is totally "Oh God...where my money gonna come from now?" You KNOW that's what he's thinking.
Video:
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkq0w6ua_Sg
What a fun day this has been. I'm a happy bitch. If all this about the divorce is true, that is.
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