Tom Cruise was a fat ass who couldn't squeeze into his Armani suit for his wedding day to his brainwashed bride, Katie-Kate Holmes. They had to put a girdle on his ass.
The 'Top Gun' star is said to be a nervous eater and put on so much weight in the run up to his wedding to Katie Holmes he needed some help getting into his Armani suit. According to US gossip columnist Janet Charlton, a source at Armani said: "Tom packed on around twenty pounds in the past few months before the big event. He says he's a 'nervous eater'. "When Tom arrived in Rome, we hear thaView the profile for Katie Holmes on Celebrity Spotlightt Giorgio Armani was apoplectic because the wedding tux was too small. Armani personally tended to all the fittings while Tom's pants were let out and various details were adjusted. The source added: "Tom wanted to look svelte so he didn't protest when Giorgio suggested girdling Tom's midsection so the jacket would fall properly. The corset was sewn into Tom's undergarment."
Ha ha. Not only is he a crazy couch destroying hobbit, he's fat. I just had the most awesomely gay mental image ever of Tommy in a girdle and tighie whities a la Risky Business. Heee!
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