Thursday, November 09, 2006
FedEx is an Idiot
Supposedly, FedEx had planned to file for divorce first. He had a lawyer, and a feeble plan to fight the airtight prenup he and Britney signed. However, given the fact that being married to her is the ONLY fame he ever had, I don't buy this story.
Some other rumors regarding details of the prenup, and how he found out are being dispelled. According to TMZ.com and WWTDD.com:
TMZ is reporting that Kevin Federline had been speaking to an attorney for over a month about divorcing Britney Spears and challenging the prenup. They go on to say that pervious reports are mistaken, and Kevin will not get 50 percent of the value of their shared Malibu home - estimated at 10 million - but only 20 percent. He will also not get $360,000 for one year of spousal support. They say he will get less than $250,000. Another erroneous report said that Kevin only learned of the divorce when he was told by Britney in a text message. In fact, she didn't even do that, and Kevin did not learn that he was being divorced until the story broke online. TMZ says:
…for now, Spears will not comment on K-Fed's plan to fight her for custody of their two children. We know, however, that Spears sees K-Fed's move as nothing more than an attempt to score some money. He's banking on Spears forking over dough to avoid a fight; an unlikely outcome -- given the fact that she's represented by legal pit bull Laura Wasser.
FedEx fighting for full custody of the kids is just a ploy to get child support payments. I've seen the likes of him in drug-addicted single mothers many times. No court of law would give that skanky ass custody of anything, let alone another human being. I highly doubt Britney's lawyers are worried.
In another bit of FedEx news, apparently he performed in Chicago at the House of Blues. One of Trent's readers over at Pink is the New Blog was lucky enough to attend, and she sent along this eyewitness account:
[T]he crowd was pretty much wasted--there was a whole group of people dressed up AS K-Fed who could barely stand up by the time he actually came onstage. But when he did, the place went a little nuts. After a few songs, a some people were shouting Britney's name and some guys were shouting FED-EX and had signs. Eventually, the guy K-Fed raps with said, "Yeah, we have FedEx accounts... and for all you haters, thanks for supporting our cause!" At which point the place erupted in laughter because NOBODY PAID FOR THEIR TICKETS! It was like a $2 "convenience fee" or something, but HoB was giving them away online. Kevin also made some crack about "keeping the Ferrari," which illuminated a rather sad aspect of his whole show--the guy's got a TON of lyrics about his high-spending lifestyle. Which the entire world knows is now OVER ... He and the guy he raps with were both inviting everybody to the afterparty at Cabaret (I hope you get a report from that... yikes), and Kevin made a few remarks about the fine ladies of Chicago, how we should come to the party because he's a free man now. Stay away! The world doesn't need more K-Fed offspring! K-Fed started getting a little agitated, it seemed, toward the end of the show. I think people were yelling stuff at him, and there were definitely projectiles--beer cans, a sweatshirt, a blown up condom balloon bouncing around. Everybody was pretty much egging him on and heckling him all night.
Ah, very refreshing. Especially the bit about him having to give away tickets in order for anyone to show up to his sorry ass concert. I love the sad attempt that his buddies made at standing up for him.
Source: http://trent.blogspot.com/2006/11/thar-he-blows.html
Die in the lands of the has-been, dumbass!
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